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Was in Jesmond Tesco the other week, fuck me, that place is full of wankers (yes Geordiefish, that's student I'm referring to ). Anyway, this one proper yah lass was talking about double the necessary volume on her mobile when she turned around and said to her mate "Facking hell! They've ran out of polenta!" FFS! 110912[/snapback] I used to have to shop in there when I lived in Jesmoooond (frightfully porsh) a few years back, and it's horrendous. Full of knobbers in rugby shirts with floppy hair blocking up the aisles while they chat with one another, or lasses giving air kisses and hugs to someone that they were probably sat in a lecture with earlier on in the day. The JRA should do something about it!

I heard they crashed the main board just so that he could come back and spread the gospel for a little while to his disciples. I hope we appoint the new manager soon cos he'll be gutted if he can't pass on his thoughts in humongous posts.

Had a few doners in my teenage years but I haven't had one in a decade I reckon. Filthy things! Chicken kebabs on the other hand.....

Peasepud is a werepig.

The only thing I felt let down by was when she could have finished the job, I don't care what kind of state I could be in, I would not have missed that opportunity. 110297[/snapback] Aye I know what you mean. I would have mashed his heed in with the rifle butt. Useless lezza.

Ahh right. Will get to see Hostel at some point too then. I would have chinned that gallah on Wolf Creek like, and no mistake. The story itself was a total fabrication loosely based as you say on the fact that people go missing in the outback wasn't it. Its release was banned in the Northern Territories while the Falconio case was going on in case it prejudiced anyone.

Alf Stewart's completely lost it tbh. I enjoyed it, thought Hostel was way better though. 110280[/snapback] Haven't seen Hostel. What's it about? Wolf Creek was good like - fucking mental that bloke.

Wolf Creek. Scary shit.

I just hope to fuck Boro don't get to the final.

Or is it New Mexico? Or is that where Roswell is?

They've finally sorted Google Earth for macs so I'll have a look at some of these later. I'll let you all know individually if any of them are interesting.

Is it a DVD - RW vs. DVD + RW issue? I know my mac didn't think much of a + disk that I tried to use on it, but it's fine with -.

I'm having real problems picturing the Leazes fella sitting listening to Coldplay.

Roo poo.

Class Aussie post Wellsy. You can't help but read the bolded bits in an Aussie accent.

Don't feel too bad mate, Dotbum put £100 on Hitzfeld on the strength of it.

HTT posted the article in German requesting a translation - he specifically mentioned Isegrim when asking for help with it. Isegrim told them that it made no sense and was littered with errors - probably the equivalent of when we put a foreign article through babelfish to get it converted to English, as that's all peasepud did - for example, football ventilators instead of football fans. Another lad whose mother was a German teacher said it was bollocks. And yet people just posted around these posts as if they weren't even there, trying instead to make sense of babelfished translations back to English, which unsurprisingly made none. If you're that dumb you deserve to end up looking stupid tbh.

The Newspaper article was a hoax (a babelfished hoax that people chose to ignore despite the likes of Isegrim saying that it made no sense), and peasepud contacting HTT in the guise of a German journalist from a small newspaper in Hitzfeld's home town was also a hoax. A canny clever one as well tbh.

Andy's just using this to earn himself one of my Uriah Rennie awards - blatant opportunism tbh!

The Tyne Bridge is a bit OTT for you. The back of a chair should suffice. Peasepud would just tread water if we used the bridge on him.

You rotten bastard. So what happened then? 108921[/snapback] He was over the moon! The emails he sent back were all "Oh I can't BELIEVE you've got in touch after all this time! So good to hear from you!". We strung it out for a little while before the guilt set in at which point "she" rather abruptly told him she was moving to Australia and wouldn't be on emails any more. Anyway, a year or so later he goes to a school reunion and she's only fucking there! None of us had the nerve to ask him what she had to say when he asked her how Australia was.

My younger brother is planning to record the previous week's Lotto and get a "quick pick" for his mate, sit down with him to see if he's won; now that's fucking evil. 108902[/snapback] We once set up a hotmail account in the name of this lass who a lad at work used to say was his one true love but he'd lost contact with her and started emailing him from it. The lad was a virgin and said she was the only girl he would ever want to be with. He fell for it hook line and sinker like.

Peasepud doesn't even go to games either - which makes the 'joke' all the funnier I suppose! 108807[/snapback] not missed one this season tbh 108899[/snapback] SOOPAFAN tbh.

peasepud and Scottish Mag basically got in touch with HTT pretending to me a German newspaper reporter (they created a whole website for the fictional newspaper). They then sent a list of questions for HTT to answer, he did, and they made an article. However, the article was made with an exceptionally poor Babelfish translation and it was discovered. That's about it really. Still not a clue why they did it though. 108880[/snapback] Right Dan. Read what you've just written there and tell me there hasn't been a MASSEEEEEVE over-reaction! 108883[/snapback] There has been, but again, I'll say it's not the hoax it's the fact that someone would want to decieve their fellow supporters just for a cheap laugh. 108893[/snapback] Seriously, I know of worse hoaxes that have been done between mates, never mind people on the internet who happen to be fans of the same team. Unfortunately I think Wacky might be right and that the board wars might be back for a bit though.

Police are also investigation phone calls Hitzfeld has recieved - the man has a North East accent from England. 108859[/snapback] "You disappoint me Ottmar. You are no closer to being appointed than you were when the campaign started 4 months ago." And before anyone fucking starts, I'm joking and that's not a dig at the campaign.