Gemmill

I just did. There was neeone there though. 127384[/snapback] Amateur charv tbh.

So is anyone going down to SJP to make a tit of themselves on national TV when this is officially announced? "Aye. Wuh ganna win the leeg noo lyk. Champions leeg next season lyk. Nee bovvaaaaaaAAAHAWAYGLENNGERRINTHEREMAAAAAN!!!" etc.

Guard cats might be worth a few bob. Craig: Cats don't shit everywhere if you give them any alternative; less scruffy than night-before-showerers tbh. 127371[/snapback] FACT! Coolest pets ever!

Didn't Souness do ok when he first took over? 127355[/snapback] Unbeaten run to end all unbeaten runs if my memory serves 127361[/snapback] Leazes was right to embrace the appoinment of Souness after all, may the rest of us hang our heads in shame. Except Gemmill, naturally 127363[/snapback]

Spare a thought for HTT in all of this. He recently quit his job to concentrate on the Hitzfeld campaign, and is now officially an unemployed failure.

They're gonna shit all over your house man! 127367[/snapback] I'm like Dr. Doolittle. I'll have them using the proper toilet and wiping their backsides by the end of the two weeks.

I've got the address and can incapacitate the guard cats.

the chances of another bomb so soon after this weeks effort is zero 127352[/snapback] Considering it was the work of suicide bombers, I'm not sure how you can say that with any confidence.

Cath's cats are stopping at mine for the next fortnight, so while she's taking this teddy to Australia, if anyone's going anywhere and would like to stuff them in their suitcase so that she has some comedy photos to come home to, I'll be more than happy to let you take them.

I don't believe that for a second btw. The sort of people who would write to the club specifying who they want as new manager are the sort of people who don't know how to write.

Allardyce looks like a shaved bull that's had its horns removed. 100% PRIME FACT!

We were awful in that game and spawned the draw iirc.

Merci a catmag.

Need a "Yes, but with a hint of a missed opportunity" response. I voted yes in its absence.

I'd be happy with that. But only if Tyneside's Favourite Son has a highest paid manager clause in his contract when he comes back though. Anything else would be disrespectful to the great one.

O'Neill won't take over at Sunderland man. I don't see that club being turned around by anything tbh. He talks about it like it's a new concept. Managers.....who can coach! What will those eggheads think of next?!

I'll post some tonight when I get home. Aye, I know what you mean about the house though - fairly modest when you see some of the houses on Cribs. Ashley Ward's house is bigger than Elvis's!? The padded room was quality with the porcelain monkey. My pictures didn't come out great cos of the ban on using flashes, but I'll post some tonight.

And that would surprise you would it? 127273[/snapback] Unfortunately not.

I don't really buy that argument, because the fact is that we don't have the players to compete with Man U, Liverpool or Chelsea. And that's not Roeder's fault. Yes, they could have competed better on the day, but it's a long term thing getting us back on a par with that lot. Here's Oliver's bit from the Chron btw: [/url] 127264[/snapback] I have to say that if we ended up with Roder and the scum got O'Neil I would be right fucked off. 127271[/snapback] I don't think McClaren's gonna get the England job any more mate, following the lukewarm press reaction. I think Boro are stuck with him and O'Neill will need to wait for the next Premiership sacking.

By the way, the business about Shearer in the Oliver article is pathetic. If this decision is all down to keeping Shearer involved at the club, then it's absolutely ridiculous. We're staking our future on a bloke who we don't even know will cut the mustard as a manager??

Do you think the likes of Bolton do? They have put in some good performances against the top teams in recent seasons.. 127266[/snapback] So've we. They don't do it every time they play the top teams though. Neither do we.

I don't really buy that argument, because the fact is that we don't have the players to compete with Man U, Liverpool or Chelsea. And that's not Roeder's fault. Yes, they could have competed better on the day, but it's a long term thing getting us back on a par with that lot. Here's Oliver's bit from the Chron btw: http://icnewcastle.icnetwork.co.uk/newcast...-name_page.html

http://icnewcastle.icnetwork.co.uk/newcast...-name_page.html First bit about it in the Chron.

I've got some of Graceland too when I was *sings* down in the jungle room.

The latest news from N-O is that he'll get us relegated next season. Has this been confirmed anywhere?