Gemmill

I'm struggling with the maths. Help!

I assumed it was a joke. Is he for real? "I like big bibles and I cannot lie"

Reet, I've got £20 on with a filthy smoggie that they'll get knocked out tonight (double or quits on the tenner I lost to him when they beat Roma ). Anyway, there must be some way of offsetting any potential loss I might make with him by backing Boro to win tonight with the bookies. Can someone please find out what price Boro are to go through tonight cos I can't get on bookies sites from work. Thanking you. Oh and if you could do the maths for me too - i.e. how much I'll need to put on and whether it's worth it, that would be most appreciated.

"Bring it mu'fugger!"

McKeag was never this funny.

She'll have been there in a velour tracksuit, diamond encrusted dollar sign earrings, flinging bottles of whisky going "Uh-uh. No you di'unt. I know you di'unt just say that. Oh it's on now. It's on. *flings bottle*"

"Hey you on the crutches! Yep, you. Spacka boy. I told my wife I loved her this morning. *jowl-wobbling chuckle*"

catmag was at Heathrow last night. I suspect she was the ringleader.

I thought that myself actually. He should be going to Shepherd and saying "Forget this keeping the seat warm for me business. If things don't work out with your new manager and you want to give me a go and I feel I'm ready, we'll sort things out then, but don't make the mistake of gambling everything on me." Who knows though, Shearer may well think he's worth the gamble.

Just Alan Oliver's witterings at the minute, although as much as I'd like to dismiss it, it's not beyond the realms or probability that this is exactly how Shepherd's thinking. "This is a huge decision for this football club. One of the biggest we've ever made and we HAVE to get it right" he said. 3 months later and if the above is true the decision he's spent 3 months making is to gamble our future on a bloke who's never had a day's managerial experience in his life, and has no badges other than a Pro-Geordie one. Ace.

I don't think it's definite yet, no. But I think he's interested and they want to offer it to him, so I think it'll go ahead. Apparently he has some agreement with the Portuguese FA that says he won't accept any jobs before the World Cup even though his contract with them will be up at the end of it. The FA are gonna ask that this be waived so that they can sort things out with him, and Bob's yer uncle.

Jeff Powell in the Mail is gonna go radio rental about this by the way.

I see Timmy's picked up a nasty injury which is gonna take around 6 weeks to recover from. I'd like to think I wouldn't wish it on anyone to miss something like a World Cup, but I'm reeeeeeally torn with that little shitehawk.

If the rumours are true and O'Neill isn't happy with the "Shearer must have a role at this club" stuff, then this appointment really makes no difference to us. It's probably still gonna be Roeder if Shepherd gets this dispensation re the badges.

I never! *burp*

I'm not sure they need to be any more freaked out than they currently are. Every time I go into the room they look at me as if I'm some sort of cat rapist.

whey aye, course he has. 128031[/snapback] From a special university.

There's food out but they're not eating. I don't think they like me.

Class.

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Craig is running scared tbh.

McCoist and Townsend are normally stood in the way.

tbh.

You're in no position disagree with me, boy. I got a loaded .45 here. You got pimples.

Hoo-wah!