Gemmill

"Part this, Moses" *WOOMF*

Are you for real? I reckon all that homo-accountancy bollocks has gone to your head! Gemmill's getting a new badge - a nice pink one! 4459[/snapback] Admit it. There's nowt you'd like better than to be fisted by Jenson Button in a shellsuit, Formula 1 boy. 4474[/snapback] Fuck off bean counter! 4476[/snapback] "Go on Jenson. Accelerate through me chicane".

Are you for real? I reckon all that homo-accountancy bollocks has gone to your head! Gemmill's getting a new badge - a nice pink one! 4459[/snapback] Admit it. There's nowt you'd like better than to be fisted by Jenson Button in a shellsuit, Formula 1 boy.

Much Ado About Nothing? The Comedy Of Errors? The Mincer Of Venice? The Bumming Of The Shrimp? 4441[/snapback] Bastid. 4446[/snapback]

Sorry to dissapoint but Happy Face is Nicos Papavasiliou. 4444[/snapback] No dissapointment mate. Was hoping you'd turn up too.

Good use of Skinner's legend theory there. 4387[/snapback] Yep, giving the fattest man alive his only ever shag. I think Thompson and GayJon are just going for the legend status themselves. 4391[/snapback] Now now Isegrim, that's no way to talk about Thompson. 4403[/snapback] Well, at least Thompson wouldn't get hurt if he was on the receiving end... 4437[/snapback] Who told you that I was a gentle lover? Has Meenzer been talking?

Spongebob Toonpants. Although I suspect he might be Happy Face. Or a meringue?

Dan I think you'd be luck to last a sonnet out mate.

Dan, there's a way to answer this question, and that's not it. 4404[/snapback] Probably Shakespeare. Would nice to have a sonnett written about me. 4423[/snapback] Dan, let me get this right. First you want him to shag you. Then you want him to write a poem about it for posterity.

The rhythmic beat of "In the Air Tonight" keeping you on your stroke eh? 4411[/snapback] Would make my night that. I'd only swap him for you gem yyou know that. 4420[/snapback] I'm not getting Phil Collins' sloppy seconds you cheeky prick.

There must be another Phil Colins, the only one I'm aware of is that horrible dwarf from Genesis. 4410[/snapback] That man is a living legend. 4417[/snapback] In all seriousness, BAN HIM.

The rhythmic beat of "In the Air Tonight" keeping you on your stroke eh?

So what's your answer?! Bottler! 4405[/snapback] I would struggle to go better than Skinner's answer actually. Bit worried about Ali getting rough though. Although if I'm taking I'll have John Wayne Bobbit post snip.

Dan, there's a way to answer this question, and that's not it.

Good use of Skinner's legend theory there. 4387[/snapback] Yep, giving the fattest man alive his only ever shag. I think Thompson and GayJon are just going for the legend status themselves. 4391[/snapback] Now now Isegrim, that's no way to talk about Thompson.

Good use of Skinner's legend theory there.

Who would it be? Saw this asked of Frank Skinner in an interview and he picked Muhammad Ali circa '64 or early Elvis - if you're gonna have to do it may as well make it a legend. Haway then. Who's brave enough to answer? And who's the soft shites who'll just go "Eurgh that's sick. You must be bent" whilst mentally drawing up a list.

All the Enid Blyton and Roald Dahl stuff. Plus The Three Investigators. Then I got into Agatha Christie (Poirot in particular) and read tons of them.

You've just googled that havent you? 1973[/snapback] It's always the solution on these computer threads. Thought I'd get it in before one of the so-called experts did.

By the way, she's better in person 2191[/snapback] She'd fucking want to be!

So do you not refer to them as teeny-weeny ships, pud?

nah, hes an accountant he just scanned for the pound signs. 2056[/snapback] It's actually true. When I took my last job all I looked for in the contract was: a) Salary Number of holiday days The rest was irrelevant.

Good man Luke-abeenus.

Here, I don't have to lend my considerable posting skills to this board you know!