Gemmill

Marco Silva should be a delight in the post match interview anyway.

All the way up to 12th for the great Man United. Dizzying.

The lucky bastards.

Nah, I don't watch it. It was a news story man, you doddery old fool. There were statements issued after the lass he was dancing with had to remove his hand as he was trying to cop a feel of her. And the dopey cunts decided to bring him on the tour.

why would they put this wrongun on the tour after he was blatantly up to no good on the show ffs.

What a mess man. I was out in the car earlier and the news came on and it's the first time in 4 years I've had to listen to that cunt pontofocate from a position of power. America can just fuck all the way off giving this cunt the job again. Arseholes.

Fuck I thought they'd won it for a second there. So did Potter, the dafty.

Did the same with Toney, didn't they. I assume it's the same and he's being allowed to play pending the full investigation.

4th in the league, 4 points off top, and booing the team off for a 2-2 draw.

Paqueta is facing a chunky ban still, isn't he? But aye, they've got some decent players there.

Aye. Money and PSR will, as ever, be the constraining factor. Clearly knows what he's doing though.

Mad this game. It's just players swarming on whoever has the ball in numbers. They must all be on half time inhalers.

Good lads West Ham.

Not happened yet. 😑

Hoping to see Villa collapse from exhaustion in this second half.

My app told me he missed the pen but now he's scored it. Was there a retake ordered?

Mbeumo too short to score a penalty.

Those changes he's just made seem mental. Taking off Richarlison and bringing on a 17 year old forward when you're 2-1 down. The change was booed so presumably the Spurs fans don't know what the fuck he's thinking either.

Oh Ange.

Bournemouth 4 goals from 2.2xG last week, 5 goals from 1.8xG this week. Enjoy it while it lasts, lads.

Very occasionally when I walk the dog, there's a bloke practising his staff fighting moves at the top of the hill. He's not very good at it so it all looks a bit star wars kid, but he seems to be enjoying himself.

LIVE ACTION ROLE PLAY. The people who gather in fields or forests, and act out medieval battles or scenes from fantasy books.

Are you a LARPer? That is a medieval tramp's outfit.

Fewer. Fulham have lost fewer games than us this season.

Nice manicure.