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They'll probably also successfully get the fine excluded from their current PSR calculations.

How do you even get invited to talks to avoid a possible point reduction ffs? Can we all pull mad shit and just chat our way out of it?

Oh I already know Man United are next up. No point picking the newly promoted teams like you losers. I go for the ones who've never spent a minute out of the PL and I hunt them down until they pop out of the PL poop chute.

It'll be the first and last time I ever suggest a street party to the neighbours.

Sorry, I was responding to LTA quoting the £150k per week rumour about what Kelly is getting paid.

The 150k per week is no more than a rumour.

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Where I lead, others follow.

They're slowly coming around to the Treble, I see.

Doesn't sound like a project for a bloke that's just extending his contract by a year. Do you think he might go in the summer?

The wykiki - McGroin ceasefire has ENDED! YES!

You're better off with a short story than a poem. Chat GPT really goes to town. This from when CT discovered that the AI on his mugs was just stealing was a beauty.

I agree Howe would want him replaced. We all would. I'd still let him go whatever happens this window though, in part cos I would like never to have to see him play for us again.

So would you like to keep him then? I've made my argument, my position is clear. You're turning yourself inside out trying to make out that there's equivalence between the two situations, just to score a point. We're fucking DESPERATE to sell Miggy. The bid is decent money, and it's from the MLS who have a different season to us so arguably this isn't repeatable in the summer if we wait. I don't think we lose much at all if he goes, but if you want to argue that the contribution of 2025 Miguel Almiron is somehow something we can't live without, then fine. I would MUCH prefer that we replaced him this window, and I do think that arguably someone at the club has dropped the ball if he goes and we don't replace him, cos this isn't a bolt out of the blue bid. But let's see what happens.

We've got people that can fill in and offer just as much as Miggy on the RW. Clubs don't have RW INJURY CRISIS" headlines, do they? They do however have "DEFENSIVE INJURY CRISIS" because it's such a specialised position. There's a physical profile that has to be met, and the player needs to be drilled in that position. Stick any cunt with one working leg on the wing and they can fill in for 2025 Miguel Almiron.

Player who we are desperate to sell and have been for 3 windows now vs player we have shown no inclination of wanting to sell before the bid came in yesterday. The Logic Lads: ITS THE SAME FING!

The Logic Lads are out in force again. Is it that some of you CAN'T think or you just DON'T?

Hope says it's bye bye for Miggy. This is good news and good money. Even if we don't replace him, he basically offers nothing there anyway. You could move Tino up the line and put Trippier in at right back at a push.

I assumed Isak must be leaving us for the IPL.

Taylor taking another sentence down to the mat and putting it in a figure 4 leg lock.

15th plays 20th at Old Trafford tonight. Your classic relegation 6 pointer. They're only 6 points ahead of relegation certainties Everton.

Having a player called Agbadou and NOT hearing the away fans sing Agadoo for the full 90 is a fucking crime btw.

Not just the accents but the main lad's voice.