Gemmill

Fucking get in Alan son!!! 1-0!

Craig Bellamy, Robbie Savage and Lucas Neill. A triumvirate of cocks. In the history of the Premiership have three bigger arseholes ever taken to the field for the same side?

He spends more time on his arse than he does on his feet. Did he go off to change his boots? 34703[/snapback] Aye I think so. He looks like he's playing in fucking loafers most of the time.

Boumsong is looking every inch an 8 million pound man today like. Fucking shite.

45 minutes to go yet man. It could get even worse.

The first half is over and I for one cannot wait for another 45 exhilarating minutes of Premiership football. This is what it's all about.

Best match ever.

To be fair it's got more to do with Mike Riley being an utter prick.

Boumsong's got his Adidas Predator Banana Skins on again.

Updated stats. Exciting times for Blackburn.

For those fortunate enough to not be watching this, first half action areas (as calculated by me) are: Newcastle attacking third: 0.1% Blackburn attacking third: 0.2% Central third: 99.7%

Fucking dire this like.

Another cowardly two-footed challenge by Lucas Neill. Little prick.

Bellamy starts for Blackburn.

Total snoozefest. Anyone else watching it?

Good excuse. No surprise to see me still sitting pretty at the top of the league.

Unlikely to be keen on the managerial graveyard that is SJP. Would be a huge job for him.

Nerdy geeks. No hyphens required.

Gibbering gimp tbh.

The clock is ticking for Souness after crisis talks with players Michael Walker and Matt Scott Friday September 16, 2005 The Guardian Newcastle United, with one win in their last 15 Premiership matches in a dismal run stretching back to early March, held a frank meeting between players and management to discover how the team might improve. Last Sunday's meeting was called by the manager Graeme Souness at the club's training ground, where the squad had been ordered to report for extra training by the chairman Freddy Shepherd after the 1-1 home draw with Fulham. It is not known what was said at the gathering but the very fact it happened reveals a high level of anxiety at the club. If Sunderland were to beat West Brom tomorrow, Newcastle would go to Blackburn Rovers on Sunday at the bottom of the Premiership. Craig Bellamy is expected to face his old team and would relish inflicting further pain on Souness, having been sold after their spectacular falling-out last season. Injuries have been unkind to Souness and Newcastle will again field a patched-up midfield at Ewood Park but Shepherd will listen to such arguments for only so long. There is already some discord between chairman and manager and the home game against Manchester City a week tomorrow has assumed significance in supporters' minds, and among staff, as a must-win fixture. The following week Newcastle go to Portsmouth, giving Souness three matches in which to alter the results and the mood, or the name of Martin O'Neill, already mentioned at St James', will become increasingly popular.

Cobblers. They're here to stay as the mainstay of consumer-level photography.

Craig Bellamy had his time at the club and was incapable of behaving like a professional. He's a spoilt little brat and he's massively injury-prone. So no thanks to Craig Bellamy.

Looks like something medical.

This is 24 hours later: Not impressed Cath. These eye drops are a sham. 33883[/snapback] Fucking hell, you're slightly (very slightly) bloodshot, you soft shite. Conjunctivitis my arse. You're turning into a proper soft southerner.

Class smiley. EDIT: Craig, Gol? Needs to be added tbh.