Gemmill

I always thought it meant "95% certain to be a nerd".

Musical masturbation tbh.

The difference being i`ll only look like one for a couple of weeks where as you on the other hand get to look like one for your whole life... 33238[/snapback] At the risk of reinforcing stereotypes, aren't gays generally considered to be snappy dressers? Thus preventing Gemmill from looking like one 33239[/snapback] At the risk of further reinforcing those stereotypes, isn't it normally gays that check out what another bloke wears?

At the risk of offending AF, you do look like a bit of a minceboy.

The Foreskin and his missus wanted to look their best for their anniversary dinner.

If you think the football's bad to watch under Souness.....

Shane chose the wrong moment to show the lads his Bruce Forsyth impression.

The lad deserved to be sent off. And the referee was entirely correct to give him the second yellow - there are lots of instances of referees behaving like Little Hitlers, but this wasn't one of them. I personally thought it was hilarious - he tried to be a clever shite and he got his comeuppance. Get in there.

Ee! You've travelled! Don't tell the locals, they'll disown you for witchcraft! You may have found Londoners to be unfriendly, I beg to differ. The point is, people up here are always rattling on about being canny and friendly which IMO is fairly far from being true. I have met some great people up here, but in general, I wouldn't say people are particularly friendly. 33145[/snapback] Has it occured to you that that might be a reflection on you?

I was gonna suggest banning him earlier on today but wasn't sure if it would go down well. Get rid of the knobend.

No more than the little arsehole deserves.

Well i am wondering if he will start crying or smash his computer in, then a may feel a touch of guilt.... 32970[/snapback] I will probably go and get some hot chocolate with some brandy in it. Give my wife a hug and reflect upon my good fortune to have such a wonderful woman. I will then come back and continue this banter which, let's face it, you all enjoy as much as I do. 32974[/snapback] "And then oi started anavva fred telling them they 'ad a chip on their showdas!" "Awwwwww you nevva!!!" 32982[/snapback] Howay man divvent mind me. Just having a canny bit craic like. 32986[/snapback] Poor.

Leazes forecast: Souness will get sacked, Newcastle will climb the table, but not reach where we were when Bellamy was here, and Gemmill STILL won't admit he was wrong about Souness. 32874[/snapback] Wow. A completely unprovoked "I told you so" post. That's not like you.

Well i am wondering if he will start crying or smash his computer in, then a may feel a touch of guilt.... 32970[/snapback] I will probably go and get some hot chocolate with some brandy in it. Give my wife a hug and reflect upon my good fortune to have such a wonderful woman. I will then come back and continue this banter which, let's face it, you all enjoy as much as I do. 32974[/snapback] "And then oi started anavva fred telling them they 'ad a chip on their showdas!" "Awwwwww you nevva!!!"

Anyone else feel a bit sorry for him? In a "shake your head at the sad man" sort of way.

Here, have a pie. 32938[/snapback] Lavvly jabbly. 32945[/snapback] Oy Gemmill are you turning into some Sounthern poof now or what! 32946[/snapback] "Good lack wiww rab off when oi shakes 'ands wiv yewwwwww"

Here, have a pie. 32938[/snapback] Lavvly jabbly.

Is that cockney cocknose still here then?

ok so your sensibilities must infringe on mine? your ideologies and beliefs are somehow more improtant than mine? if you were truly truly offended by these jokes ask yourself a question, why did you look in the thread? you did so to begin this argument, you wanted to see what would offend you, so that you may be offended. I don't ask Chavs their opinion of me, I don't spit my dummy when other people on this board mock my weight, fashion sense, baldness etc. Each of which are in my opinion, as much as an indication of the man within as colour religion or nationality. My dad always told me "Listen to the music, not just the lyrics". [patronise] By that he meant that to look at not only what is said, but who says it, in what context and in which tone.[/patronise] The jokes in that thread were deliberately put into a specific thread which had clear warnings that you should not look if you're afraid you may be offended, you ignored that and as such can have no legal, moral or pedantic reasons to complain. I wouldn't let a 5yr old child watch a horror movie, then sue the distributor for upsetting the kid, I wouldn't smoke 40 a day then sue big tobacco for the lung cancer I get, I wouldn't wear a Newcastle Shirt in the middle of Sunderland and expect love and hugs from all and sundry! The minute you ignored the warning you gave up your right to bitch and whine. You remind me of all these idiots who come to the fore in this increasingly litigious society, all seeking someone to blame for their inadequacies, it's the companies fault I broke my knee, it's the governments fault I'm overweight, it's your fault my blood pressure increases to much that I have a coronary. take responsibilities for your actions, you looked somewhere you were warned not to. That was your CHOICE, as such you have no right to accuse others of infringing on your sensibilities. You chose to look and risk offence, those that posted jokes did not force them upon you. if you don't like cheese, don't buy pizza 32732[/snapback] How did you get to litigious society from being offended by some frankly appalling jokes? I hate compensation culture as much as you do, don't assume you understand my views on other topics. If I say to you, beware, offensive content and then post a link, and that link happened to be a child being raped, how would you feel? Would you have "asked for it"? 32792[/snapback] Tell us again about the business you run, Mr. Branson. 32795[/snapback] I work for myself. It pays the bills. Now fuck off. 32802[/snapback] How is the pyramid selling business these days?

ok so your sensibilities must infringe on mine? your ideologies and beliefs are somehow more improtant than mine? if you were truly truly offended by these jokes ask yourself a question, why did you look in the thread? you did so to begin this argument, you wanted to see what would offend you, so that you may be offended. I don't ask Chavs their opinion of me, I don't spit my dummy when other people on this board mock my weight, fashion sense, baldness etc. Each of which are in my opinion, as much as an indication of the man within as colour religion or nationality. My dad always told me "Listen to the music, not just the lyrics". [patronise] By that he meant that to look at not only what is said, but who says it, in what context and in which tone.[/patronise] The jokes in that thread were deliberately put into a specific thread which had clear warnings that you should not look if you're afraid you may be offended, you ignored that and as such can have no legal, moral or pedantic reasons to complain. I wouldn't let a 5yr old child watch a horror movie, then sue the distributor for upsetting the kid, I wouldn't smoke 40 a day then sue big tobacco for the lung cancer I get, I wouldn't wear a Newcastle Shirt in the middle of Sunderland and expect love and hugs from all and sundry! The minute you ignored the warning you gave up your right to bitch and whine. You remind me of all these idiots who come to the fore in this increasingly litigious society, all seeking someone to blame for their inadequacies, it's the companies fault I broke my knee, it's the governments fault I'm overweight, it's your fault my blood pressure increases to much that I have a coronary. take responsibilities for your actions, you looked somewhere you were warned not to. That was your CHOICE, as such you have no right to accuse others of infringing on your sensibilities. You chose to look and risk offence, those that posted jokes did not force them upon you. if you don't like cheese, don't buy pizza 32732[/snapback] How did you get to litigious society from being offended by some frankly appalling jokes? I hate compensation culture as much as you do, don't assume you understand my views on other topics. If I say to you, beware, offensive content and then post a link, and that link happened to be a child being raped, how would you feel? Would you have "asked for it"? 32792[/snapback] Tell us again about the business you run, Mr. Branson.

Useless lazy foreigner tbh.

What a twat this bloke is. Attention-starved winnit-licker.

Anyone else get the whiff of Glasgow Mag gone mental whenever this lad turns up?

Have you been staying there....in the hot'ub with your luvaaaaaaaah?

Gemmill forecast: Bellamy lies about his fitness so that he gets a chance to get one over on Souness. Injured and off the field by half time.