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Which tread? I'd like to read this discussion please. Fuck go on holidays for a week and world moves to fast! 33894[/snapback] It's entitled "Gold Section" or something.

As has been pointed out on another thread - that's down to Craig shifting threads over there that didn't deserve to be considered gold than anything else. Vaguely amusing does not equal gold. So don't be thinking you're good cos you're not.

There's one done mate. I'll add you. It'll appear as "The OFFICIAL Toontastic". 33539[/snapback] You getting mixed up with Sportdaq? 33569[/snapback] Aye. Celebdaq is for lasses.

Tell him some of the jokes on this forum, after all, it's only fun. He'll be rolling around I'm sure. 33536[/snapback] I havent read them to be honest, but you couldn't miss the point any more spectacularly if you tried. 33554[/snapback] Sammy are you seriously gonna make the poor lad support Newcastle? After 20-odd years of being the only toon fan in the class at school, you're gonna inflict it on your nephew?! Cruel bastard!

Lies.

There's one done mate. I'll add you. It'll appear as "The OFFICIAL Toontastic".

Is this the nephew that loves jumping off things?

I bet you didn't really. Not at the time. Anyway, if that's something people here are proud of, I'm glad I didn't grow up here. Kids are cruel I know, but that's bollocks. I think that whole "knock you down a peg" attitude is tiresome. 33521[/snapback] I didn't say I was proud of it. I used it as an example of people being harsh in their pisstaking. It was my mates saying it, and it was a joke. Thankfully I can take a joke.

It's good this like. That Neil bloke is a mentalist though.

I've no idea. But I got the piss ripped out of me something chronic at school when my parents got divorced (at around 13). I was called Billy Kramer for months. 33502[/snapback] That must have helped.... 33511[/snapback] I thought it was funny tbh.

I've no idea. But I got the piss ripped out of me something chronic at school when my parents got divorced (at around 13). I was called Billy Kramer for months.

33489[/snapback] We don't hate you Sima! Group hug?

Oh, I see. No, I'm actually including other forums as well as my work and social life when I say I'm considered moderate. This forum has a really weird undercurrent of aggression and prejudice. I can't think of many other places where defending racist jokes and making fun of the recent London bombings would be held up as virtues of free speech. 32887[/snapback] I dont think thats right, but what i think you miss is this forum has a very different sense of humour from other forums. The general feel i get is that toon forums tend to have a much more sarcastic and ironic humour evident, probably because im a southerner i really notice it, its taken me awhile to get used to this but now i hope i take it as its meant.....very much tongue in cheek. Theyre all (or mostly) a good bunch on here really 33480[/snapback] I think Northerners take the piss more than most. And can be harsher in their pisstaking than most too. IMO.

In accordance with guidelines..... Not "to". B+

I've been to matches at SJP and have had no trouble with an Australian accent. I've been amazed how welcome I have been made to feel even though I'm not English. All the Geordies I've met have all been great people. It must be because I'm not a cunt I guess. 33462[/snapback] Seriously AF, I think this point needs to be taken into consideration.

I think it's a great idea.

Formby, George.

33339[/snapback] I haven't as much ballast as some people 33342[/snapback] "Ok it's been two hours since I've eaten. Can I go snorkelling now?"

I've only ever seen 5 minutes of it. I'll give it a go though on your lot's recommendations. If it's shit.....you'll pay!

Marble-wash and Ice-wash jeans. Luminous socks.

One thing that's true of Allardyce is that he's not scared to try out new medical techniques etc. to try and sort out injuries. Didn't he have some Chinese doctor bloke in looking at his lot? We could do with that.

I did, I thought it was the best bit of the programme. I liked the first week he was on in the video shop. 'I'm looking for an 80's movie, starring Steve Guttenburg and some old people. It's called erm...erm....' 'Cocoon?' 'YOU JUST CALL ME A FUCKING COON?' 33306[/snapback] The bit where he was in the butchers and he went into a tirade after being offered black pudding ending with the line: 'Just give me a mother fucking scotch egg!' 33311[/snapback] That was good! And the video one, after raging about being called a coon for ages i think he ended by saying "Fuck it, just give me Police academy instead!" 33315[/snapback] What the hell are you homs talking about? 33324[/snapback] Comedy reciting nerds tbh.

Taylor is a total twat like. As PL says, in any other sport his job simply wouldn't exist as the players themselves are required to take responsibility for their actions. Pathetic.

I recommend we go down the Bryan Robson route of just not turning up for a game at Blackburn on the grounds that we have too many injuries. It worked for Boro.....actually it didn't, did it.