Gemmill

Mad that the club have sent Adam Pearson to represent us at the draw.

Can we be in the same pot as Man United? I'd love to play those frauds 4 times this season.

Oh no we're going to have to watch a video of each team in each pot. Christ.

They'll be starting the draw very soon, once this fuckhead has explained the process.

Fucking hell, the level of explanation required to draw some balls out of a hat.

This is what the doctor has prescribed to get her back to full health. If she doesn't get to 50 hot dogs, her son loses his job.

Has anyone else heard the rumour that Rubiales's mam is gonna be attending tonight, and they'll be counting how many hot dogs she can eat while the draw takes place? Might be bullshit.

"THYNCRONITHE WATCHETH!"

I remember loving Manimal and it's one of the things I remember from my childhood. But there was only 1 season, 8 episodes ever in existence. Scandalous really.

He's done this before. He's not injured. He's just mad into NOS.

"Was that Burn?" "Yes mate"

You still trusting those eyes to tell you everything you need to know about what happens on the pitch?

The headcase off X Factor.

A lovely little episode for those of us that know Everton's fate this season.

Big day for @LongTimeAdmirer Maxi in the SofaScore Saudi Pro League Team of the Week.

Good news. Their back 4 just got quite a bit worse.

P4 W4 if they win this tonight. Second in the league on GD.

I heard he was just trying to get to training before Isak.

I can forgive them being pals with the Saudis, but this...?!

The only thing left that this country has going for it is its countryside. Most towns and cities are rundown shitholes, but get out into the country and you can forget about that. So we're stepping up the pollution of the countryside. Nice one.

I'd take a draw now. Especially given the thread starter.

Do you use the app? I only access twitter on a mobile browser and I still go to it through twitter.com. So all my links all still start with twitter.com and they all work on here. Maybe try that...?

That second book I mentioned to AH, Don't Know Tough by Eli Cranor is quality.

I'm just pleased Micah Richards said he thought it was a red for VVD. At first it sounded like he wasn't sure, and my immediate thought was wykiki is gonna blow a fucking gasket here.

The "debacle" of beating Villa 5-1 and losing 1-0 away to the best team in the world. That "debacle"?