Gemmill

Lyon. This is absolutely pathetic from the Aussies. Running scared!

Are these boring cunts gonna declare or what? 43 overs today and they've put on a hundred runs.

That's Toonpack, and he will not understand why listening to Status Quo is considered an insult. I've just been listening to a bit of Normal Blake cos I'm a fucking cool old cowboy. Disco it ain't!

Aye she's an absolute smokeshow too.

I made that headline up, he's never written that article as far as I know. I used him cos he's a purist cunt. He's also the purest cunt.

Did you get your lass to set the record away for you, Lord Fumblenuts?!

Word must have got out to the field that they were boring the fuck out of everyone. Good lads!

Australia may have won the series but they killed the game, by Jonathan Liew.

They're in the entertainment business, ALEXIS.

Are these Aussie pricks just gonna bore the balls off everyone by batting all day?

In case anyone thinks I'm being unfair, I've just made a donation to Age UK off the back of this episode.

I'm printing this off and framing it. A little piece I like to call PADDOCKLAD'S SHAME. Been like this for weeks, he says. Lord, bless this fool.

The relationship between Greg and Tom is one of the best things about the show, goddamn you.

I'm sure you've kept your counsel though, and haven't spoilt it for your lass.

I use my big manly fingers, BITCH! You are watching actual footage of the GREAT Gemmill browsing the board which he dominates. Like seeing an untameable stallion roam the plains.

I got back into Yellowstone. It's a quality show, as was 1883. 1923 though, I'm still not sure about and I'm 6 episodes in. You always know something will be a bit shit when fucking Jerome Flynn turns up with an absolutely unforgivable Scottish accent. I assume it's meant to be Scottish anyway, but it's so bad it just falls into generically celtic most of the time. Also, the lass who plays Alex. Get an actual English actress in instead of letting this yank basically do your mate's bad impression of talking as posh as the queen.

Class film that. I loved Little Miss Sunshine too, mainly for the relationship between him and the little lass.

The quality of the gif is due to the limitation on uploads BTW, not my gif making skills.

Have you not just accidentally hit the minimise button to the right of where it says Main Boards? There's a minus and a plus symbol there. If I minimise and then tap the logo at the top it brings me back to a page with that menu minimised (collapsed).

It'll be user error, this. No doubt in my mind.

Oh dear.

Fuck me.