Gemmill

Aye rates are now expected to go as high as 5.00% to 5.25%. I'm fixed til summer 2026, which I feel incredibly fortunate about. The world just feels a mess atm.

I think it's betting on competitions in which you're involved that's not allowed.

Toney was betting on the outcomes of matches in which he played. The fucking div.

And here's the Opta version. Look at Leeds' line turn vertical courtesy of Big Sam.

BTW to arrive at your list of rider names, don't do that manually. Use the following: =UNIQUE() And the range in the brackets should be the name column from your previous screenshot. That way you don't have to keep adding new people to your score table. You can wrap your UNIQUE() in a SORT() as well if you want it sorted alphabetically.

Just do a COUNTIF multiplied by 10. So have a separate table with just rider names and then a COUNTIF for each of them.

He's been like that in post match interviews. Bemoaning the stuff that it's his job to fix. He's just not equipped for the role.

Aye all the academy lads are pure profit from an FFP pov as well, so it actually favours them to sell their homegrown talent, cos of their ludicrous spending spree. Would be great if they end up with an expensively assembled squad that couldn't give a fuck about the club.

If Pochettino finds the right formula early on from what is still a pretty talented squad, they'll be challenging for CL next year imo. Especially without Europe to worry about.

You need to provide more details. Framework of a spreadsheet or whatever. This is too broad a request as it is, you PENIS.

Everton have lost their last four vs Bournemouth. Haven't won at home since March. Probably no Calvert-Lewin. Both of their full backs are fitness doubts too. Still plenty drama ahead I reckon.

We've been to Umbria a couple of times and it's class. Stay at a class Airbnb owned by a Dutch couple in the absolute middle of nowhere. Definitely going back in the next couple of years.

Antony better be hurt the way he's going on here.

Here we go. The mag at work bigging up the waiting list for tickets.

All Quo is shit Quo.

Fish got that double glazing money.

Sounds filthy.

It'll be the cryptobros intentionally cutting the service temporarily to skim off your profits.

Not my fault the rag and bone trade doesn't cater for home working.

Sunak on This Morning claiming he likes Jilly Cooper novels. The bloke is a fucking alien.

Hey Radio 2 for a 47 year old is ICE COOL.

Quo are fucking DREADFUL - all lineups. In fact the original lineup are the worst cos they're responsible for everything that followed. Creedence have some good tunes in a cheesy southern rock kind of way. You've never heard anything like that cover version though. BRUTAL.

The other day I had Radio 2 on while I was making tea. They had the bloke from Creedence on and they played his version of Status Quo's Rocking All Over The World. As clear as you like, the thought came to me: this is Renton's favourite song of all time, and this is his favourite ever version of it. Make of that what you will, but it's an undeniable fact.

Talksport's go-to interview when Tina Turner dies: Chris Eubank.