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Burn not feeling well apparently.

You FUCKING what?!

This thing with presenting from the side of the pitch ffs. You know they're gonna be playing LOUD music through a PA System, right? It's like trying to listen in on someone in a pub and then finding out it's Michael fucking Owen.

Get on the bus and shut the fuck up!

He'll be back in on Sunday. Plus he seems like the kind of kid who will understand.

It would have been good news for us.

Wilson Miggy Targett All back in.

I did the same, and on my 6th go......................LIVERPOOL FINISH FOURTH! 68 points for them. 67 for us. The logic that sits behind that calculator has been written by someone from Grimsby though, so it can FUCK OFF.

I thought you liked Liverpool. You've absolutely shit on them there.

They're listed on the Everton official site's Injuries and Suspensions page. I suppose it's possible that's out of date.

Onana's OOT injured which is good news for us cos he can be decent when he gets on one. Coleman INJURED Holgate SUSPENDED

Lads I know you've all waited very patiently for this. Well, here are some sexy stats for you. These seemed like stats that might indicate who their DANGER DUDES are. Red = DANGER! Green = WHATEVER MATE. GCA = Goal Creating Actions SCA = Shot Creating Actions Dwight McNeil turning up as one of their DANGER MEN. This is anyone in their squad who's played > 450 minutes. Ellis Sims was turning up with some insane figures so this filters that prick out. This is the equivalent for our sexier and significantly more dangerous men. YOU'RE ALL VERY WELCOME!

More at the link below, but that's the bones of it. https://fivethirtyeight.com/methodology/how-our-club-soccer-predictions-work/ You'll have to ignore the Americanisms. Soccer, tie, etc.

We were 86% to make the CL before last night's fixtures. We're now 87%.

Invalid account sounds about right for you.

I seem to remember playing nappy change whack-a-mole last season and ultimately having to produce a spreadsheet, updated weekly, to show how improbable it was that teams would "go on a run and catch us" based on their achievements in the season to date. And everything I said came to pass. And that's all I'm doing now. So, ONCE AGAIN WRONG BOY, you get to shut your face!

4-0 up. Get him on in a Harry Enfield scouser wig doing the "Calm down" bit to the crowd.

Same. Which is why I want Man United to draw tonight. We want to keep them interested for when they play Villa and Brighton. All of these divs nicking points off one another makes our lives easier and increases our chance of getting third.

Draw all day.

Aye Lascelles has looked decent for the most part. Howe will play him if Schar is out.

He seems nice.

Need some testosterone tests on some posters itt. Seeing monsters under the bed. Liverpool have had a single run of 6 consecutive games this season where they earned even the points they would need to get to 67 points* (2.17ppg). Of course it's not impossible that they could win all their remaining games but it's highly improbable based on what we've seen so far from them this season. Their ppg for the last 6 games (which some of us are filling our nappies about) is 1.83. Keep that going to the end of the season and they'll be on 64 points. We're only 5 points short of that now. Incidentally, 64 points is BELOW the magical 66. You all need to stand in front of the mirror and repeat 10 times "66 points is all we need". *this was that run of games for info: Wolves 3 - 0 Liverpool Liverpool 2 - 0 Everton Newcastle 0 - 2 Liverpool Palace 0 - 0 Liverpool Liverpool 2 - 0 Wolves Liverpool 7 - 0 Man United 2.17 ppg average. Their BEST run this season.

Nah it started pausing a bit so I switched to back up and it was fine.

Man City's longest run of PL wins this season is 7 and they're unreal. Arsenal's longest run of PL wins this season is 5 and they've had an unreal season. It would be a big shocker if Liverpool put a 9 game winning streak on after the season they've had.