Gemmill

Liverpool being cunts about this 66 point thing. Pathetic from them tbh.

Are they singing "Eddie Howe and Jason Tindall" in place of "rockin' all over the world"?

He'll be fucking livid about being benched on 18 goals.

Liverpool getting beat 4-2. Which clever cunt was it that said 66 points would be enough for CL?!

Fireworks going off at Goodison. Please let these cunts celebrate too early.

This feels worse than Trump winning in 2024.

Bollocks. Everton.

Bournemouth need to weather the storm from the dicksniffers at the start of the second half here. Hopefully they can nick a goal on the break as Everton get more desperate.

Unfortunately, I think this is the real Almiron. Early season Miggy was just a crazy episode in his career. He still plays a really important role in the team but his shooting boots are on backwards.

Hands on heads in the crowd at Goodison. Please, it's been a shit few years, let the world have this one.

LEICESTER WINNING! EVERTON IN THE ZONE.

Can't decide if it would be better if Spurs or Villa are preoccupied by Europa Conference. Probably Villa given trajectories of both clubs.

TOONPACK ROCKED! Could the 66 point apology thread become a reality?!

Aye Spurs currently out of Europe on goal difference.

Leicester goal now would be nice timing to get tempers up and nappies full at Goodison. Birtles is now appalled by our defending.

Fulham have missed a penalty to go 2 up, the dicks.

The two I'm listening to haven't shut up about how shit Chelsea are. Gary Birtles is APPALLED by their defending.

Congratulations to Liverpool for looking like theyll get past 66 points in their final game of the season. A huge moment for Toonpack. Man United losing.

Currently back in third due to Man United's PATHETIC goal difference.

These are fucking SHITE. Still time to change your mind, Poch.

Get in.

They're fucked anyway but hilarious how much of a non-impact Allardyce has had.

Well I'm fucking WELL UP for Everton potentially going down here. I was gonna go multiscreen on the IPTV and sit about like Jeff Stelling but I think I'll just stick us on the telly and Everton on the tablet and hope for the best. If Everton look like going down with 15 to go, that takes pride of place on the telly.

Mint, he'll not let anyone down that's for sure.

Moyes has gone full strength v Leicester, the fucking spoilsport.