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Klopp does chest bumps with his mates back home. Nailed on.

Good shout. It would be fucking mint if there's a 22 man brawl on the pitch and they cut to the studio and Souness is skullfucking Keane, with Ian Wright just roaring with laughter.

Fernandes is a quality player, but giving him the captaincy was lunacy. Allowing him to keep it despite all his pathetic antics has been even stupider. Ten Hag is a pure knacker.

I know they're going for maximum exposure/global brand etc, but this seems fucking idiotic given the context of the current season. I can't imagine Howe is thrilled.

I've got it on without sound here but his body language is fucking incredible when Souness's gums are flapping.

We need to get PL to get a photo from the front next time and let everyone decide. Checked YouTube for your BlackedUpAlex channel and it's not there anymore.

I think I want Man United to get fucking demolished in the second half now. Hate Klopp but them getting embarrassed at home is just too appealing.

Bigger twats take the lead. Hairy Mo.

Bought one of these. The video above is just a demo of a particular expansion someone's made for it, but it's basically a DAW in a box. Comes preloaded with loads of drum kits, synths, all sorts of shit. And you can plug live instruments into it and record. It's a sampler too. So you could plug a turntable in and record your own samples if you could be fucked, or just load mp3 or wav files in and chop them up. It's fucking mental. Mint for playing around with.

I thought Alex had packed in the blacking up thing, but apparently not.

My understanding is that Man City are/have been taking the maximum allowed time in responding to requests for information etc, in an attempt to frustrate and delay the process. I don't understand why they would do that if they thought they were going to be exonerated.

No need to apologise at all, and pleased to hear everyone is OK. I'm just a) sick of playing you lot and b) sick of the club trying to make progress with the handbrake fully on.

I'm not telling you. It's a secret.

At the minute it feels a bit like fighting the school bully. You've got your hand on our head, holding us at bay, while the PL and UEFA applaud admiringly. (I know you think the PL and UEFA hate your club, but your position is also being protected by their current ruleset). As long as other clubs are locked out of progressing, the perception will be that the clubs that got there before all the restrictions came are financially doped. Whether you cheated to get there or not. And I know you feel very strongly that you'll be exonerated and that the obfuscation exercise that your club is engaged in is due to annoyance with the way the club has been treated in the past. But to an outsider, it just looks like the same sort of tactics that Trump employs to delay justice. If a great exoneration and a flood of apologies is coming, why put barriers in the way?

Up yours Patrick Moore.

This fucking prick doing an open top bus tour of his home town shouting "I want my country back" at random, uninterested people.

No booking for Akanji. It's so fucking blatant.

No card for Rodri. No replay. No bother.

I still hope they win the league though. Spurs 2 down at Fulham.

I'm gonna attempt to make myself feel better by watching this later. I'm not saying I know that they've definitely cheated, no one does, but the delay tactics and the failure to cooperate is exactly the shit Trump does, and it's always cos he's guilty. I'm just fucking sick of coming up against these financially roided up cunts.

Keystone Cops from Willock and Isak there. Fair to say we're not getting the rub of the green.

Doku is just Maxi. I'm sure Pep will turn him into something given time, but what's happened with Grealish?

Danny Murphy's a better pundit than he is a commentator. He's massively negative. We're playing the fucking best team in the world, arsehole. They're a financially doped behemoth with the best coach in the world. It's nigh on impossible to turn up at their ground and get a result and they've had two spawny deflections. We've been unlucky basically and this prick is putting it down to attitude and determination.

Probably just instinct.

I dunno what Sven's thinking there mind.