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This is who would have picked up the most blue cards had it been in place for this PL season. Some significant player time lost which you would think will have an impact on results, even if teams just retreat into their shell for the sin bin time.

Excuse me, I'm not stupid enough to have kids. All THEIR kids are fucked.

In all seriousness, we're fucked. If some knight in shining armour was going to come to the rescue, they'd have done it by now. More likely the billionaires fuck off and live in some luxury hotel spacestation and we all shrivel up and die in the heat/drown.

Did you enjoy your walk though?

Emery looks like someone's microwaved his gazpacho.

Ah downt beeluyve eet. Vuh Fortress! Breached agayyn!

Casemiro. Panto dame.

I think he'll beat Biden this time around though. It's fucking ludicrous that Biden is being allowed to run again.

WIST 'AAAAAYM! These have had some fucking spawny results, but not today.

We should absolutely be hoping for Europe next season and planning a transfer window to significantly bolster the squad for it. Failing to make Europe will affect what we can sign in the summer.

We're at the point now where it would be less damaging for one or more of those NATO allies to put together some sort of clandestine operation to dispose of the bloke before the election.

Difficult to pick who I most want to lose the Villa v Man U game. They both need putting back in their box a bit, but I just enjoy watching Ten Hag suffer too much not to want them to lose.

Some hangovers being worked through itt. Irritable!

I'd like to see us make a play for Ferguson from Brighton, but I'd guess they'd want crazy money for him.

That is one angry marrow.

There is no muscle that Callum Wilson can't injure.

Eddie's been at the Sunny D.

Excellent work. If Bruno goes in the summer, we've got no chance replacing him with anything close.

Excellent from Barnes.

Bruno is fucking mint.

Wilson's got some neck on him, having a go at Gordon there.

I do wish Gordon would just knock it past the fullback and sprint sometimes.

That's a second yellow for Lou Bega there.