Gemmill

Let's have a big name pre- match on-the-pitch unveiling.

Notification pops up. Ah Duncan Ferguson must be going back to Evert... Ah no Forest Green Rovers.

1 If we end up signing him, we need to send Murphy down to pick him up and wave out the window as he drives him out of town.

That's the Sunderland that aren't even in the playoff spots in the division below. Currently doing worse than 8 other Championship teams, having drawn 8 times and lost 9 times to teams that aren't good enough to be in the Premier League. But aye, they'd give most teams in the division above a run for their money. They're just not even worth bothering with.

On or off duty? Disgusting either way.

Well I'm getting right out ahead of myself and telling you that the final is on the 26th, so their game with Brentford will get shifted, leaving the final sandwiched between a second leg knockout tie against Barcelona and Liverpool away.

That is fucking amazing.

Well Man United are definitely in the final.

The fact that it's a common term that all but the terminally obstinate can understand/use to discuss football.

Like those pesky KILOGRAMS. It doesn't weigh anymore, so why do I need to learn a new thing. It allows people to discuss things using common terms. There's nothing wrong with it ffs.

I don't WANT to know new things. I like knowing my OLD things. If these lads were 20 years older they'd be pining for a return to imperial measures.

The thread title man. Listing every channel to make sure no one misses it.

Southampton will dig themselves out the shite if they keep playing like that. Hopefully condemning Everton in the process.

Extend his contract again.

I ws saying the same earlier. Southgate gave him the One Flew Over the Cuckoo Nest treatment in Qatar.

How are things on Wearside? I'm assuming we're the luckiest team in the entire galaxy?

She's fucking smoking.

2.92 vs 1.12 xG. Knacked them. If we could start putting chances away, we'd all breathe a lot easier.

Longstaff absolutely taking the piss having a go at Isak for not cutting that back.

Such a shame that cutback went to Longstaff and not Isak.

Maxi not looking like a player we should think about selling. Made a massive difference since he's come on.

Class run that. He was through if beardface hadn't got himself sent off.

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