Gemmill

So they're going to put the fast train on a track where it can't go fast as some sort of attempt to claim that HS2 does go to Manchester after all. I genuinely hope they all get terminal illnesses. What a fucking shit country we live in.

Zaha equalises for Galatasaray. I fucking love seeing Man United inconvenienced.

I'm watching Man United and hoping Galatasaray pump the shite out of them. Haven't seen what the latest Davey O is about. I watched his house history one which was canny.

Whatever, Billy Gilmour Fan Club.

KONNICHIWA ELLIOTTSAN!

Come on Taco Toucher. Just post something, you know you want to.

Root Cause Analysis (you fucking dopes).

It's only 12 degrees now ffs. Bet he gets on nufcblog too.

Creole sounds a bit racist to me. Have we just witnessed spongebob reaching that age?

Have you heard of Eddie Howe?! No way is he pissing about with the back 4 any more than is absolutely necessary.

I wish they'd stopped the game to save us all this fucking bullshit. Including McGroin getting all IT on us.

RCA. You fucking loser.

Toonpack COMES ALIVE when he gets to talk about me. It's genuinely touching.

The reports coming out of their conference are batshit mind. Proper fringe party nonsense.

Appropriate that he wears a dunce's hat during the operation.

Everton have got 4 points but their expected points is almost 3x that at 11.63. Which is very disturbing news to anyone that wants to see these pricks dumped out of the league.

They've completed that review and, leaning heavily on their "it's always somebody else's fault" motto, they've concluded that it's because Klopp shouted at that 4th Official.

Aye. They've gone from the party of responsible government to the party of OMG LOL GREAT WIND-UPS GUYS. Not sure there's much of a future in it. The last thing these dickheads should be doing is reminding people of their provable lies.

It'll be all that Moretti/spaghetti.

BTW there are people on here that will openly admit to standing up to wipe their arse. Maybe the banjo insult isn't as far off the mark as we'd like to think.

Well if nothing else, you know how to wipe your arse. Couldn't agree more though, grown adults standing up to wipe their arse are INSANE.

In my defence, how the FUCK was I supposed to know about the bloke's illness. But I'd still argue that my post is less insensitive than them reading the bloke's final post on his blog, and jumping to the comments section and posting "here's a link to the new discord server we've set up".

They should ask mumsnet to start an NUFC room for them. In all seriousness they're all STILL welcome on here, but you've got to not be a giant vagina about it.