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Christ, what a fucking wet lettuce.

This one still runs the Jimmy Savile fan club.

New people should also be aware that MrBass is a CONVICTED RAPIST.

One thing lads. I'm universally recognised as the greatest match thread starter that this site has ever seen. There's an Australian idiot doing it at the minute who's doing OK if you like that sort of thing. (I don't). Just don't start a match thread unless you have a very thick skin and are prepared to be pilloried if the result doesn't work out. We don't even let thebrokendoll start threads anymore after he nearly wrecked Champions League qualification last season.

Was that when your dog decked you?

She honestly doesn't look that good on this. Still absolutely would though. There's lasses on it way younger with kipper lips that look a lot worse.

TBD is definitely our ticketing correspondent.

It's a very efficient system we have here.

Channel 4 so you can get it all on catchup. Tbf to Messenger, she's ageing gracefully - grey hair and wrinkles (and massive fake jammers).

I've just read the article too. I don't click on chronicle links cos their website is basically what it's like having a computer virus. Sorry to hear about Ed. You're obviously all welcome here btw. Just stick around and you'll either like it and stay or you won't and you won't.

You're perfectly welcome you big fanny.

Melinda Messenger rocking up in Celebrity SAS. And Gareth Gates.

Love a bit of Mayfield.

Welcome on board, new people. What has brought about Ed's demise?

Aye. If this is anyone other than Liverpool or Man United, the collective reaction would have been "Eee them VAR lads eh?! Proper dafties" and on to the next story.

w00t

Can't help but think there might be a LOT of user error going on here.

Pssst. Grimes is a sex pest, pass it on.

It's those totally in-touch Tories at it again...

Renton's Kitchen Nightmares.

Aye, other than I think it might be Murphy ahead of Miggy again.

Switches be trippin'

I honestly think that's what they're trying to do here. Make an example and damage the careers of the specific officials involved. Human sacrifice is the only punishment the liver bird will accept now.

Looks like someone needs some help from Why Aye Man.

Apparently the officials involved had reffed an exhibition match in Dubai during the week and "only" returned 48 hours before the Spurs v Liverpool match. James Richardson is asking on his podcast whether it's appropriate that officials return to the country that close to a game with "lingering fatigue" etc. I'm asking whether it's appropriate for the entire football punditing world to so clearly demonstrate its pro Liverpool bias.