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Is that what they were called, for the life of me I couldn't remember the band's name just those two lines. Meenzer, your cheque for £3.50 is in the mail. Congratulations.

I know that, that's what I said in my post! Divvy. No you didn't you twat, you said: By the way did I comment on the actual content of the interviews? No. Now please just fuck off.

Your suggestion is quite tempting actually. That goal showed that Owen is still class, his positioning and timing to get that header above all the Boro defenders was brilliant. Then please do it. End of.

To be fair our supporters couldn't give a fuck what religion our player as long as they do it for the club on the park. It's not as if when we have a 3pm kick-off he can't start because he's busy facing west.

It was 10m net but the club were extremely fortunate to get what they did for Dyer and Parker which was more down to Mashley than the previous incumbents ability to sell players at a huge loss, were they getting tax rightoffs or what. Also the club knew they wanted to leave so it was no surprise and must of been factored into the 40m. If Allardyce was promised 40 and he got to spend 26, that extra 14 would of only just covered Anelka's fee if we could have got him, so I personally believe all the hype about Ashley not willing to release funds is wide of the mark.

Alex, on this what happened to the ITK about Seamus going to the Arse?

Thought he was a central midfielder

I was there. Upstairs sitting opposite the door, with a blue jumper on. Where's me jumpa, where's me jumpa.

Inevitably he will turn to the little talent we have in the stiffs and the bairns, hopefully unearthing someone with a future.

Allardyce doesn't have a point. In the time he was with the club, like Souness, he had every excuse under the sun except admiting he was to blame for the way they were playing. Smith was undropable (sic) because as Alex said, he had all the qualities of a fat fuck Sam buy, huff and puff amounting to fuck all stuff. The only reason people assume Smith was a Ashley buy is because the silly twat wears (wore) a shirt with his name on it. I've got one with N'Zogbia but he wasn't my buy (although I'm quite willing to take the credit for it.) Lastly can I just remind you, Allardyce spent 26m pounds in the summer and look what we generally got. It was his team that didn't perform for him, he allegedly sold those he didn't want, it was no-one else's fault.

We'll obviously need a few more players with pace if he wants to play that way otherwise we may as well just get a long throw expert.

Laura probably just got the shirt cheap after someone ordered it and then never picked it up. 5 quid extra for his size anarl.

It was his mistake that led to their goal iirc. And if their second one counted, he was guilty of being short and useless for that too.

Six yard poacher and the best one we've got (after the fat aussie bastard!)

Fucking hell and your proof for the truth of that statement is what? The shirt he wears??? Christ don't wet your pants. It could be bollocks. See here is where you look like a twat. Followed by Really does nothing for your agrument. So what are you Arthur or Martha?

More chance of lighting a bonfire with a box of wet safety matches.

Fucking hell and your proof for the truth of that statement is what? The shirt he wears???

He was after Anelka and another French player a winger can't remember the name. Whether he wanted him or not, it was never ever going to happen.

How weak was that shot at Mark Swatatitlikeaflyzer yesterday? I thought we had Mr Burns playing up front for us

Fucking hell that is one scary thought.

It was a loooooooong time ago. And in the end it was proven to be a fake. Thanks Sammy. I'm still very interested in it though...do you have any idea as to where I may find it? Thanks Nope just that thing called google. Or maybe the chelsea forum.

It was a loooooooong time ago. And in the end it was proven to be a fake.

Why?

You're the one that likes The Shield aren't you? [/withering sarcasm] On that, just finished series 1 of the Shield. It's all a bit Might start series 2.

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