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They actually signed Guy Bates a couple of years ago when he left the toon. He was just as shite here as he was on Tyneside!

FYP And Shay will have to show some form and sign a new contract without the alleged he starts when fit clause because on form he is shit.

Let's all jump for Newcastle! Olay! Olay! Let's all jump for Newcastle! Olay! Olay! http://www.foxsports.com.au/story/0,8659,2...7-23215,00.html By the way it was no penalty!

For a trolley dolly you really need to wind your neck in some days old man. FYP by the way

Absolutely, it's not racist at all, it's just geeky tossers on this message board without opinions trying to think of something to say. Take Alex, you can post anything on this message board and you can guarantee he will reply within 30 seconds, he must have fuck all to do at work. It's 10 minutes since I asked him to justify the "knuckle dragging" phrase, he stole from Gemmill, in relevance to this post, and jumped on the the geeky bandwagon, but there's no reply. Forgetting the fact this article is inacurate and fabricated, forgetting the racist retoric, forgetting that people are too busy calling each other twats because their opinions don't agree. The simple fact is that it wouldn't be far from the truth of John Howard's opinion on Muslims. Actually that would also apply to Asians, Africans, anyone from the middle east who isn't Christian. In fact it would also apply to people like Stevie, and Leaze and Alex and Wacky because the man believes only those of birth right, from the "better classes" deserve to his support. You may think you're good enough and that the words of fools like also Howard apply to you but let me tell you, if there are no Africans, Asians, Aboriginals or other "lower class" of people, it will be fools like you Stevie, cleaning up the shit people like Howard, Thatcher and the other racist right wind white cunts leave behind. Good luck with your new world order, hopefully you won't choke on the bile they leave behind when it's only you and them.

What? When one turns up wacky, you never have the right change or it's is only going up the back path?

Berb, you lazy git! Press here to find all transfer gossip.

Cheers folks. Absolutely fucked at the moment like. Spewed up all over me carpet. Lay down a few of those adidas track suit tops you like 2j, you'd never tell the difference. Happy birthday

Yep an Aussie boy will do that for a girl

Or he could save his cash and fly to Munich instead. By the way Martin, do you want to tell him about Oxford St or shall we let Gemmill do it?

Or he could save his cash and fly to Munich instead. I would

September & October perfect, that puts you here just in time for Oktoberfest! Wubble I'll let others give you the things to do info because chances are they have a better tourist perspective but I can help you with a couple of things. If you don't have more than a couple of weeks, don't do the japanese tourist thing and rush out to Ayres Rock, Uluru. If you've got three or four days to spare, fly to Alice Springs and then drive to Uluru and then fly out from there. It is one of the most amazing places you'll ever see but you have to look at it and the things around it. It's about 450km in distance but there are places either side that are worth exploring. You say you are sticking to the east coast, well the east coast of Australia is over 3000km long. Sydney to Cairns, the Great Barrier reef is about 35 hours driving time, so you'll need to fly if you want to get places. Byron Bay is 9 hours driving, Brisbane 12, Melbourne 9, Adelaide 16, just to give you some perspective. Which is something you should address when you buy your ticket to Australia. Try and get whoever you are buying it from to include a number of domestic flights in the deal, or have a bit of a plan with your mates and buy some tickets now while they are cheap, even mystery flights are ok as you'll be able to find a backpackers hostel in any and every city. If you wait until you get here it will cost you a lot more and that's if you can get tickets. As for how much? Mate if you stay in backpackers, the best place as that's were all the swedish girls stay!!! and are happy with decent but not over the top places to eat you can probably survive reasonably on $50 - $100 australian a day, $1Aus is about 40p. You will also need to drink the local for that sort of money. You could do it cheaper or much more expensive, it's up to you and what you are willing to put up with. A dorm in a hostel is cheapest but you might find it difficult to talk the gorgeous pair of german girls into going two up on you on a bunk bed!!! The more you organise before you get here, the cheaper it is. And remember Sydney is just like any other large city, it's more expensive than the rest of the country. That time of year is best to watch the football anarl, so when you're in town let us know and we'll find a beer or ten for you to drink.

So who are they blaming? The fat man and anal?

Toshack Highway vs. Sianspheric - Magnetic Morning / Aspirin Age Magnetic Morning is also what Adam has called his band with the drummer from interpol for those interested.

That scares me more than the lack of transfer movement we had in the Jan window.

FYP

Oi, midget!

No more shift work for you Jimbo!

The chips, fish's only friend.

Sounds like a right twat.

Red Issue is one of the best fanzines around but the (regular) forum is garbage. It wasn't always that way, it used to be a great forum but then the lunatics took over the asylum. There is another Red Issue forum known as 'The Sanctuary' which is where all the posters with brains are It's subscription only at a tenner a year, sad when you've got to do that to get a decent forum but it keeps the WUM's & multiple personas away. There is another breakaway forum from Red Issue called Fred Tissue. I've never been on there but I think some of the more sensible RI posters set it up after the main forum went to shit. The main RI forum is just a complete joke and (as you rightly say) frequented in the main by cunts. I go offering a good bit of advice, and look how they treat me............. http://www.forums.redissue.co.uk/showthread.php?t=117640 banned again stevie.

Show us your birthday suit.

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A bunch?! Was only you tbh. You told us all, I was just smart enough to have the tape close by And you never thanked me for your new avatar, ungrateful bugger!

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