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How about we just give him a chance in our team, it's not as if we have prolific strikers atm.

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11678_3103377,00.html If that is true (and I don't believe it for a second) that makes a total of about 4 million pounds. It's not going to happen, just watch he'll be back here at the end of this season and we'll be trying to give him away.

Actually they had a bit of pace, they just couldn't pass or control a ball. So he just sat deep and waited for it to roll towards him.

They have a huge fan base here in Australia. A mate from Melbourne that plays drums for a number of local bands raves about them. Swervedriver podcast from the dark stuff. http://thedarkstuff.podomatic.com/

Oh and Wolfgang (as I can see you're reading this), Moore actually looked like a footballer for 65 minutes last night. Maybe someone could put him on their wish list!

Ken, are you one of us in disguise? Culina had a good game last night by the way.

I reckon he is. He'd get 15+ goals in the Championship easily imo. But he's shit, Alex! You're right, he would do ok in the Championship or below but I doubt anyone would be willing to pay 2m for him. Plus knowing the toon he's probably on 20-30k a week so that would also make it difficult to get a decent fee. Someone else had us getting one or two million more for Rozey than we paid for him, of course because his reputation as a player has become a whole lot better since he signed for the toon. Actually that same person has us earning 1.5m for both Viduka and Carr each, two players that will be free signings for their next club without a doubt. Now here's the thing, I'm as bias about our club as the next moron but seriously the rose tinted glasses some of us wear without a doubt aren't helping us see the woods for the trees! Also for those that have included wor Marco Bresciano, he scored a cracker of his head last night against Qatar (no not like what Tom plays) and he's a great player, in Italy. In England he would be found wanting as he needs time on the ball (which lead to that killer pass) and isn't the most physical of players.

The future. Try these.

This: I can think of one thing, but I don't think I've got the will power. Followed by this: Is just wrong.

Were you gone?

Twice in this thread people have valued Shola at 2m! We know it's all about fantasy signings but seriously

Still here, 15 hours and 15 minutes later.

He wouldn't make it past Wengers sprint timing session (those that ultimately did for Henry). How did Bergkamp manage it? It's amazing what a fear of flying can get you out of!

And just like every other year, that is just wrong!

Years ago when I was a boy our bass player was an electrical engineering student and he decided to make a board as I described above. The fucking thing was so heavy, he made a lid for it as well, it took two people to load it in and out of the van!

You'll be fine Tom, there are plenty of suckers out there in the world. By the way on points 1 and 3, you're a stoodent so drink metho and go to your local charity shop. On point 2, buy a bit of plywood and a power board from Aldi. Cut plywood to the shape you want, glue power board to plywood, spray balck and instant pedal board just like hawkwind use to have!

Not much use sending it to Wales for me is there???

Give you ten quid if you're willing to post it!

Problem is one only shows reruns of dad's army and the other is locked to pick up some asian based eastenders channel.

Oh yeah, that's how we got to this place in the first place. A decent DM, Faye maybe, and Charlie would be fine in the CM. It's not as if we've got another creative player in the squad. Keegan needs to threaten to let Terry Mac fuck him everytime he tries one of those useless shots from 30 yards out with 11 defenders inbetween him and the goals but other than that he'll do fine. We also need to start with a right midfielder, Lua Lua or Troisi (although you have to wonder what has happened there) maybe, instead of either huff and puff Barton or can't cross Milner.

How about we play Emre as LB because he can't tackle, Duff in the centre because he's HUGE and Charlie on the right?

Really? You'd play him over Charlie there would you? Anyway what's it matter he left the field on the weekend because of a hamstring strain, he'll be out until May.

Why are we signing diminutive actresses? If answers.com says there are only two definitions, then there must only be two definitions, rather than some crazy modification of the latter. They're giving aspiring actresses sex changes and hoying them in goal? Someone ought to say something. Well a lot of actresses are good with balls so why not?

Because someone can't spell or likes to insert the t & q's where they shouldn't.

True. Any chance of a piece of arse?