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Teach you to go to the midge show!

Was nothing special back in the old division 2 when Pardew bought him, but the past 2 or 3 seasons he's been one of Reading's best players. Very offensive-minded, gets plenty of good crosses in but he's not bad tracking back either. Seemed to struggle to adjust to the premiership for a month or two into the season, but looks like he's found his level. Great free kick taker as well. Always seems to at least hit the target or find a Reading player. I still reckon NUFC could do with signing Sonko, shame he got injured. No doubt Reading wouldn't have bought Duberry and would therefore subsequently have qualified for Europe. No good at NUFC then. We like players who continually hit the first man, time after time after time. Especially when Nobby is standing next to them over the dead ball and we all know he can't take a free kick to save his life

What he can't keep for shit and constantly let's in soft goals? Personally I couldn't give a rat's arse what other clubs fans call him. Do you call yourself a supporter of the barcodes? Do you think our club is shit? Do you think Shearer was over rated? All things other team supporters have called or said about our club and yet do you repeat them because they must true because they are said by other teams supporters? Hey fancy dan says Viduka is fat! And Rooney gets called fat all the time. What about Gazza he was always a fat bastid? Do you think maybe you've got another problem with him that you need to sort out? No. Cheers for getting all bent out of shape about it though. EDIT: and for the record, I think he's a bit of a porker. Who's bent out of shape? I'm not the one obsessing with porking Emre. I think one of greatest things I've ever read was in a mag for all seasons. It talks about how certain fans would taunt players for race or nationality and if there was a master race it certainly wasn't made up of the cretin standing behind the sideline when compared with the professional athletes on the pitch regardless of the race or creed (with the exception of david speedy).

Youme & Meyou is one of the greatest songs ever written. fact.

I only ever go out 'there' on my scooter. Most of the girls don't want to know Go to Hamburg snakey, the girls even provide their own car! It's quite interesting to see how senior they are in their occupation by what make and model they have underneath them. And what type of car they have. I remember there was one that looked like she'd just had airbags installed and the merc looked shiny and new anarl. You had to be a bit doubtful of the lady next to her with her old banger (they just don't make opels like they use to!)

Boy! I say boy, will you just get your licence!

Get back to Phil Collins Phil Collins is to cool for our Scotty; he'd be a Genesis post Peter Gabriel fan. the cruel sea - this is not the way home

So it's your fault we're on this god forsaken island? I'm blaming you cunt!

I only ever go out 'there' on my scooter. Most of the girls don't want to know Go to Hamburg snakey, the girls even provide their own car! It's quite interesting to see how senior they are in their occupation by what make and model they have underneath them.

From wikipedia. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A.F.C._Wimbledon#_note-4 Here's the beeb link http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/e...onf/6339377.stm Three points still wouldn't be enough to fuck wist ham! Fuck I wish they'd get relegated.

Until three games in he gets injured and we have carr/taylor/rambo/edgar/huntington playing there for the rest of the season. Babayaro might be off the treatment table by then so we'll get at least half a game out of him and then return to carr/taylor/rambo/edgar/huntington playing there.

What he can't keep for shit and constantly let's in soft goals? Personally I couldn't give a rat's arse what other clubs fans call him. Do you call yourself a supporter of the barcodes? Do you think our club is shit? Do you think Shearer was over rated? All things other team supporters have called or said about our club and yet do you repeat them because they must true because they are said by other teams supporters? Hey fancy dan says Viduka is fat! And Rooney gets called fat all the time. What about Gazza he was always a fat bastid? Do you think maybe you've got another problem with him that you need to sort out?

Are your spectacles in for tune-up? Do you know the difference between Carr and Emre? Or is Emre not the only turkey around here?

As in a cover of the PIL song??? einsturzende neubauten - perpetuum mobile

Low fat hummus? Speaks volumes really.

The air con has just kicked in again. It's fucking freezing outside. Off for raman noodles for lunch. Just organised the tape back collection for work - yawn. Listening to the soundtrack to the new Joe Strummer documentary and it's sad listening to Joe describe things and knowing he's no longer here.

And of course you are the perfect example of the master race! No?

Kudos to you stevie, the fish would never admit something like that.

The last part wouldnt have to be enforced either. Wouldn't need to really, it's not as if they fill their ground!

No not now!

Why would we need Shorey when the most up to date and leading Newcastle site, www.ohmelads.com has confirmed that we've already got Baines in the bag....! FYP

That's just fucked up and wrong.

the cure - pornography

Shame the government put the block on the Kard Bar selling shrooms. Much more user friendly. Probably a bit mellower and a lighter come down than an acid Problem with mushrooms is you can get a nice light trip or a big motherfucker, top of your head screws off, don't come out from under the covers for days trip. There is no quality control (ok that's an oxymoron in regard to drugs anyway but you know what I mean.) Plus they taste like shit. I remember years ago a party where the hosts made chocolate shrooms, melt chocolate place shroom in ice cube tray pour chocolate over freeze and eat. Anyway one dopey friend decides the chocolates taste good, so he helps himself to three before someone can stop him. No one saw him for three days and he has no recollection of most of that week.

So on 31.5k a week and on the treatment table, sounds perfect for Newcastle!