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Also I don't think he does enough work for the partnership with the lazy fat aussie to be successful.

Why not? Going on current form dead. That and you can't be guaranteed he will turn up for away games. Any more news on what's happening with N'Zog?

gifs or mpegs as people's avatars or in their sigs that fuck up the loading of the page, even when you have a pipe as big as a texas oil well loading the data.

FYG

Two of the best bits of news I've heard all week.

Asprillia's Foreskin????

you may wish all you want. but it will never happen! So you're never getting your licence, buying yourself a date, having a broken tv or checking out youporn? Boy, I say boy, I'd hate to be living your life.

Tom, how long is a piece of string? I take it the Big Muff is an electrox-harmonics? Is it an original or one of the russian remakes on the market? I know that everyone claims the russian ones are average in build and thin in tone but seriously if you like what you're getting out of them tonewise then who cares what the difference is. The thing I like about Paul's pedals is he makes them by hand, he makes sure the parts used are exactly what he wants, so a 1 ohm diode is exactly 1 ohm not 1.2. Plus he does it because he likes to make them. I wanted to order something from him and offered to pay for it now but he wouldn't take payment until after he'd finished building it, just incase it took longer than expected. Tom you also have to realise Tasmania is like the Australian equivilant of the Isle of Man. There is fuck all there but it's a great place to race around.

Fuck all. Postage would only be $20 aust and I don't think Paul, the tech making them, would have a problem listing it as a gift for customs purposes (but you better confirm that with him.) I was having a chat with him today and if I can get the wiring schematics/diagrams of some old pedals I want, he said he'd be happy to custom make them! These guys could be an awesome find.

I shit you not. After all it's only to get you to the nearest garage unless of course you've had a blow out Also best to tell the tyre fitter you've used it before they start changing the tyre - unless you want a good laugh.

1. wish magma would get his licence quickly 2. wish magma would buy himself a date 3. wish magma's tv would go on the blink 4. wish magma would get sick of myspace and msn and discover youporn.com 5. wish magma would develop a crack habit

Smoothy, something you need to consider, although gas is cheaper it actually takes 50% more gas in volume to get the same performance as petrol. I'm not sure what the law is in the UK but here all gas vehicles have to be dual fuel, you can switch between gas and petrol but people don't realise that because gas burns differently to petrol the ignition timing needs to be retarded to run best on gas and it also helps to run colder spark plugs - both which considerably lower the vehicles performance whenever it runs on petrol or if someone tunes it as per original factory specs, it won't run efficiently on gas. But if you own a vehicle that runs on gas I do believe there is an international ruling allowing you to send pics of your cock to many people without consequence! Probably best you buy a diesel.

Yeah yeah I know you are skint but when you do get a few pesos together, or anyone else interest in guitar effects pedals, you need to check out this guy. He's in Tasmania and he's hand making guitar pedals using schematics of old, hard to get pedals. $80 'stralian, that's about 35 quid in real money for his big fluff pedal, which is awesome and for that money a bargain. http://www.morrisonaudioequipment.com/bigfluff.htm

But the christmas party would be a hoot.

Gemmill blow it out your arse you tool. Did I say that? It was a statement that I wanted to hear someone reasoning for but hey you know best don't you twat? By the way you probably know more about aerial ping pong than I do, I'm from NSW. Sima, I think Beckham has made an impressive return to form recently but it was inspired by a fuck you to McClaren and Capello and I'd be worried he would be no better than Solano if he was to move to Newcastle. Anyway it's not going to happen unless the scientology church gets a few more influencial members than Jimmy Nail and Mark Knoffler.

Why?

Better than anything we have got full-stop. Sima, no taking the piss, honest answer, you'd rather Beckham instead of Solano as our RM?

Couldn't we have had him for around £6m before Euro 2004? Only Freddy said we were keeping our powder dry? fyp

I want to see them relegated, their sugar daddy get the shits and storm off in a huff and then Parker's wages send them bankrupt. Glen you're right, it's a results business but only when it's a player who is your own scoring the goals. By rights they should have any results/points deducted from them when Tevez was playing for them, if not for the season at least before he was officially contracted as their player. And then when he actually leaves this summer West Ham should be made show the transfer transaction to the Premier League association to prove they owned him in the end.

But she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose allegedly! zwan - mary star of the sea

For a moment I thought it was this guy Bernard not quite Manning I was actually saddened by it. But then I realised it Manning and *shrugs shoulders*

That's great news as it is another positive step but if the fee was £3 mill isn't that almost 50% up on the original value of 3m euro. Here in Germany PSG were always quoted to want 5m Euro for Rozehnal. If that's the case then it's on the money, I just remember 3m euros in one of the gossip articles, probably lost in the translation. Anyone remember how much we got for the nose when he went to pompey? Just to put things into perspective.

Being a pundit means all common sense goes out the window, so don't be to harsh on him Jimbo.

I lived in the building where the garage/Max's introduction to the Interceptor scenes were shot for the original Mad Max movie. Admittedly they had tarted it up some what and turned it into apartments.

the olympic sideburns - dixie truck stop!