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Aren't they just printed A4 sheets? I'd say someone was just testing your printer and you've gone all Hercule Poirot.

FFS, she's making sure you don't miss the hint!

Tell that to the one without sweat glands!

Can @Tom or one of the other brown shirt wearing folk that run this gulag update the title to the correct year, please? This week I've got Fontaines DC Wed night, Yard Act Thurs night. Ed Kuepper (Saints) and Jim White (Dirty Three) next week, the Osees (aka OhSees/TheeOhSees/OCS) and the Chills on seperate nights the week after, so busy month. But for all you in Blighty you need to know: 65daysofstatic are touring later this year - https://65daysofstatic.com/Live They are one of the best live bands you will ever see @Meenzer you need to get there. Also A Place to Bury Strangers are touring the UK in May, 20 May in Brighton for you southern soft shites and 26 May in Newcastle so @PaddockLad @spongebob toonpants @Ayatollah Hermione and there is a few others of you who I cannot think of right this moment. Again awesome live. And as Paddocklad will tell you, I can be trusted!

Fontaines on Wednesday night, Yard Act on Thursday and Jonjo out the fucking door with a couple more upgrades in by Wednesday lunchtime (AEST) PLUS a result at SJP and I'll be all fizz.

Fuck off, didn't you get huge payout from Northern Rock just so they could get some actual workers in? No doubt you're the Jonjo of accountants, all long balls to no one and breathing out your arse when effort is required.

You're just jealous, oh spreadsheet one.

Fucking hell lads, don't pile the pressure on, you'll be hounding me to start match threads next!

You know nothing chinese mouse penis - I took one about 15 years ago as I had to go backwards to go forward. You just gotta do what you gotta do sometimes. And oh how I miss those dreads, unfortunately old age isn't conducive to having natty hair as it falls the fuck out

Even they know he's championship level.

He could have taken a minor pay cut, fuck I suppose 40 or 50k/wk would be impossible to live on! In all his time at the club I don't remember any speculation about him leaving, except when Rafa sussed the lazy cunt out.

Um. no ginger pubes. If he was any good/driven, he would've transferred the fuck out of Dodge. The fact he was happy to do what he did and just take the pay and not give a fuck says more about him than his small amount of effort for wor Eddie.

From the Beeb: If it is all handled quickly they could be okay to get Fraser registered in time,

He's like the white Vurnon Anita.

Only a guess but I would say players included in deals would be okay. Plus once they've covered their debts won't they be able to bring in new players?

Maybe a virgin's vagina from Virginia?

Considering the Blades have a transfer embargo until they pay what they owe, there is no way in hell it will be a loan, we just need to throw in Fraser or Lascelles to bring the cash payment down.

Fuck me, some of you are rewriting history more than Trump does. I'll happily fly over and drive the cunt to Forest myself if we can get his, no fucks given, arse out the door this window.

Watch out for the door then Jonjo.

Too many years of him not giving a fuck out weighs the fact he finally decided to put some effort in for Eddie.

I think Richie will make a good coach, so it would be good if he just retires and joins the backroom staff, Lewis they may as well just pay the fucker out or offer him a position in the stadium match day concierge team. Lascelles and Fraser we can possibly get buttons for or include in a deal with Wolves for Neves.

FFS, all our heroes are falling off the rock but cunts like Trump just keep kicking on. Good luck on the marquee moon Tom.

Worth remembering Maddison is not cup tied, so you probably should start squirrelling away a few quid for that extra blow!

Hey cunts, let's fuck 'em up.