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Fucking Bruno has obviously turned you then!

Fuck you Robin, I'd just logged out! Give over man, she can't have everything!

Fuck yeah, I'm up for that but be prepared when I don't sound like Jimbo and I'm a shite load funnier than Davey!

Also why does the Queen get two minutes? I always thought it was a minutes silence (or applause depending). Is there a scale of silences I've been unaware of for the last 54 years? WTF!

FYI make sure you go to Zagreb and not Melbourne if you want big Dukes as the first guest as the big fella's not be back to Australia for years. He's easy to find as he owns the only coffee shop in Croatia that is showing the aerial ping pong.

This should be NZ’s first president. I’d take him for here as no doubt he’d be better than some of the Galahs that will be suggested. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CGUGsPLg_Tw

No one needs to see shit cooking, although I have no doubt the internet is full of pictures of it actually happening. Instead have a guitar skillet.

See the Swedes have decided their ayran roots are the way of the future. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/sep/11/swedish-election-exit-polls-far-right

All thise shitty egg games have almost points scoring ways. It’s like someone went “let’s have an easy way of scoring some points, just incase they’re not good enough to get the big prize!” And then the oirish thought it was a good idea anarl, I’m sure there is a joke in there somewhere.

This FTW. It’s doing my head in atm with all the pro-republic politicans going “now is not the time to talk about being a republic!” Actually yes now is the exact time to talk about it, before the gormless cunt Chuck gets his hooks into things. As colonies we actually pay these cunts and then when they wish to tour the antipodes to “touch” their subjects, we also have to pay for that! Fuck’em. Robert Smith’s best work since Disintegration is what he says about the royals.

Forgot about those weirdo fucks. I believe they have return the butcher’s jacket and hats to their rightful owners and now as a professional sport wear more appropriate garb. Stupidly they’ve missed a trick as those had more sponsorship real estate they could have sold! They still wave their arms, sans flags, like they are directing parking planes! Fuck I hate that cunt of a game. BTW Viduka is a huge Collingwood fan who are black and white stripe gurnsies (yes the stupid cunts can’t even call them shirts or jerseys) and allegedly that was one of the reasons he wanted to sign for the toon.

So that’s that confirmed Tom, CT has a cheap set of near new clubs in the garage somewhere for you when you are ready.

That fucked up game the Oirish convicts brought with them but then found the ruling types only had egg balls and cricket pitches so the cunts stuck 8 sticks in the ground and tried to call it football, you know aerial ping pong! No one gets a holiday for the thugby league grand final, Victorian cunts! Egg chasers, cunts the lots of them.

We've got one here too. Cunts have only gone and made it Thursday so we have to go back to work on Friday, unless you are from Victoria who have their weird arse aerial ping pong Grand Final day public holiday on Friday - double cunts!

Fucking horrible game, only slightly made better with alcohol.

You need to a grip on yourself young'un - it's not like Carter Altman is reaching her peak anytime soon!

Wonder Woman Jr?

Anyone for a chip of the old block??? 😍

FYP

Give in man, if he gets the service he'll score!

@Renton not sure what you are listening too atm but can I offer up a few streaming alternatives? KEXP - Community station out of Seattle, plays a lot of great music and there will probably be some stuff you haven't heard. You can either listen live or to the numerous on demand shows they have. Definitely not geoblocked. Double J - this is the "older" version of the Austalian Youth Network Triple J. It's basically 90stastic with a bunch of new releases aimed at that same demographic, so you. I don't think it is geoblocked. Bandcamp great resource for bands/music labels and the like. You can search what's new, genre, even find my page which will lead you all the shite I've bought on there and you can enjoy my music taste. Mixcloud again search by genre, artist, etc. Start with a search for Soho radio and you will get a bunch of great shows from the London station but uploaded by the presenters themselves. Here's one to get you started Hope that helps. Don't forget there is that resource of all those John Peel shows that I posted a few years ago - that will keep you going for the month of mourning.

@NJS you'd hope so but I fear the current government is too busy trying to fix all that our Tories fucked by having three consecutive terms of government, Last time the proposed alternatives were shite, also the referendum wording was geared in such a way that it was doomed to fail - if I remember rightly the government at the time was Aust Tories so they obviously didn't want it to happen. What does concern me is it has been revealed in the last few years that Chuck was directly involved in the dissolution of one of our Labor governments in the 1970s, something he had no right to be involved in but he instructed the Governor General (the monarch's representative) to do it anyway. He's only half an inch away from Trump in his political and financial thinking.

We'll both be happy if she keeps kicking beyond those dates then.

Wasn't he pissed his old man lost his job with the club? You have wonder if it was ever going to work for him here after that.