Tom_NUFC

39561[/snapback] My Wifes haidresser (hairdresser frrom Brighton for the slow amongst you) has a particularly entertaining and eye watering anecdote about Robbie and Dermot OLeary in the private room at Rage, a local club. 39582[/snapback] Haway then. Make our eyes water. 39603[/snapback] Yes you can't leave it at that, although remember to say allegedly.

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Real first name: Thomas Nickname: Tom Age: 26 Occupation: Mature Student Location: Heaton Language(s) spoken? Geordie, English, OK-ish/rusty Spanish and a tiny bit of Irish-Gaelic Avatart - why? Swept away in a wave of euphoric Owenmania Previous avatarts? Dunno Tell us when you first joined the boards? Dunno Board highlights? Pass Board lowlights? Pass What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Probably wasting my life Pets? None at the moment I play a bit like.... The most inept player you've ever seen, only worse Football heroes? Peter Beardsley, David Kelly, Gavin Peacock, Alan Shearer, Les Ferdinand, Laurent Robert, Tino Asprilla Football villains? David Speedie, Robbie Savage, Mark Bosnich Best advice given? You're unhappy with what you're doing so go back to Uni Ideal partner? An intelligent, laid back Brunette who has a good taste in music Ideal dinner date? Dunno. Have to give it some thought Ideal meal? A nice curry with all the works Can you cook? When I put my mind to it, I'm alright yeah Current wheels? A mountain bike Biggest influence? Lame I know, but my parents TV programmes? Other than Football - Phoenix Nights, Numerous History programmes, Balls of Steel, Bromwell High Burger and chips or fish and chips? Fish and Chips Chinese or Indian? What do you order? I prefer Indian, but I like Chinese as well. Indian, My favourites are milder ones - Korma/Malaya/Kashmiri with either chips or Pilau Rice or a Birayani + Peshwari Naan and an Onion Bhaji as well if I'm feeling greedy. Chinese, Deep Fried Crispy Pork, Egg Fried Rice and Prawn Crackers. Favourite tunes? So many. A few of the bands I like: Stone Roses, Oasis, Maximo Park, The Clash, The Editors, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, New Order, The Subways, The Who, The Smiths. Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? I find both foul George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Neither Favourite film? Favourites include Goodfellas, Pulp Fiction, Twin Town, Back To The Future Trilogy, 24 Hour Party People, The Great Escape, The Longest Day and A Bridge Too Far If I won a million pounds.... By a decent house and travel around a bit Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? I was probably about 5 or 6. My dad used to let me have a bit of his beer. Ever suspended/expelled from school? Nah. Worst I got was 3 detentions in the the whole of the time I was there, and they weren't for anything particularly bad - talking/chewing in class - that sort of thing. Favourite insult? I'm fond of Cuntfuck, Fuckdog and Shitehawk Not a lot of people know that...... I'm related to the (dead) actor, Cary Grant (real name Archibald Leach). Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? £250 on a jacket How many pairs of shoes do you own? 7. 2 pairs of Adidas Superstars, a pair of Puma Romas, a pair of Gola slip ons, a pair of Clarks outdoors style shoes with good grips I bought for when it's icy, a pair of black loafers and a pair of black lace up formal shoes I'm obsessed with..... Alternative history and how events could have differed from reality In 5 years time, I hope to be.... 31

especially as its already been half done

Heard that one about Ashington as well. There was a crash in Ashington the otherday actually. A truck load of Reptiles were being taken to a Pet Shop, and the van came off the road and spilt the reptiles all over the place. A police spokesman described the scene as turtle mayhem. see, that's a bad joke.

I had a nightmare in which Amdy Faye played for us and was shite.

I'm not fussed by them. I don't think it's right that they won. The Mercury is meant to be for British and Irish bands. All but one of them are American, and the singer moved there when he was a kid. They're based in America. I think the British link is tenuous. Brian Johnson is from Newcastle, but you wouldn't say ACDC were a British band. They're still Australian. In my opinion it should have gone to Maxïmo or the Kaisers.

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Aye. I don't mind Bobby Gillespie. He's pretty much constantly pissed and fucked on drugs like, but at least he hasn't been a waster and a complete arse like Doherty. He's never let it fuck his bands up either. I like The Libertines, but Doherty completely fucked that up for all of them, and has pretty much done the same with Babyshambles before they've done much.

I tell you what cheeses I can't stand. Parmesan and Stilton.

Brie

He's an arse. I liked The Libertines, and I think/thought Babyshambles were OK, but what a waster, what a fucking waster he is.

Fantastic! Welcome back Nobby!

Howay, get it signed! My Brother was on the phone to his mate who's a Villa fan earlier. They're not happy.

To be fair, I'd normally think bollocks, but he was pretty much right about the kits and stuff. So, I shall believe this. But, I'm still far from convinced that it's inevitable. They might have been ordered just in case, I mean sooner or later the letters and numbers will be used up. But they've ordered them, should a miracle occur and we do sign him, so that they don't run short. That's my theory.

It's good news. Someone said about papering the cracks, well yes, maybe. It doesn't make everything alright, that's for sure, but we might as well have cracks and a striker in, than cracks and none.

I don't eat huge amounts, no. But I tend to have a large range of favourites. Variety is the spice of life you know.

God, there's so many I could put: McCoys Cheese Walkers Chese & Onion Walkers Smokey Bacon Marks & Spencers Bacon Rashers Marks & Spencers 3 Cheese & Red Onion Cheese Doritos Cool Doritos Chilli Doritos Smiths Cheese Moments Smiths Scampi Fries Walkers Sensations Sweet Thai Chilli Walkers Sensations Cheese & Red Onion Pringles Sour Cream & Onion Pringles Cream Cheese & Chives Cheese Kettle Chips Philleas Fogg. You hardly see any of them around now, and I've never seen my favourites for years. I used to love the Californian Corn Chips and the Italian Four Cheese. Also, Tayto Crisps from Ireland are nice. They're much nicer than Walkers.

Guns N Roses VS The Beatles - Sgt. Pepper's Paradise

Primal Scream - When The Kingdom Comes

That can't be true. I mean the Penguin would be wriggling about or something. You'd notice if someone had a Penguin stuffed up their jacket wouldn't you? There are Penguins at Flamingoland though.

Ethel and Ernest have been married for 60 years. One day over breakfast Ernest turns to his wife and says "Ethel, there's something I really have to tell you. I'm leaving you for Doris next-door." Ethel breaks down in tears. "Why Ernest? Why?" "Well, she gives me Oral sex" he replies. "But Ernest, I've given you Oral Sex every day since we were married!" says Ethel. "I know you have, but you haven't got Parkinsons."

Bigmouth Strikes Again (Fake ID Remix) - The Smiths

Munich - The Editors

CDs The Stone Roses - The Stone Roses Definitely Maybe - Oasis Sandinista! - The Clash DVDs A Bridge Too Far Back To The Future Trilogy Goodfellas BOOKS The Second World War (Single Abridged Volume) - Winston Churchill Fatherland - Robert Harris The Far Corner - Harry Pearson