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Actually, that might have only even been slightly funny if the telly wasnt telling me at the minute that everything advertised was 'perfect for fathers day.' Don't even start. Besides, if I got my dad most of that stuff he'd give me a good slap. Aye, I might buy mine the 'Best of the Faces' album that is currently 'Perfect for Fathers Day' and see what household item he uses to attack me with. Either that or The Very Best of Air Guitar MCMXCIX.

Actually, that might have only even been slightly funny if the telly wasnt telling me at the minute that everything advertised was 'perfect for fathers day.'

Cheers for the heads up.

I'm on the 3 year deal aswell. Got a letter, but it came with a home cup scheme form, magpie mover form and an away season ticket form as per. One of the lads in the Leazes corner reckons they've been told they'll be getting shifted for cup games as L7 is going to be shut automatically for them, with the away fans being shifted to L4 of the corner. Apparently they'll only open up L7 if demand requires. Logistical nightmare right there if that includes the Milburn aswell.

Don't have a cow man.

You're fucking milking it now like. Aye, I cannit see what the beef is with this either.

Same. I cannit plug it into me phone line because it makes a horrible racket. It never does anything except warn me it's unplugged when I power it on. I've never been cherged for it either.

Memories. I used to love getting my feet measured for new shoes in Clarks when I was a bairn.

What the fuck!

Disgraceful. I shall be writing to Torquay council to voice my displeasure at this laxity. Rules are rules and letting felons like you two ne'er-do-wells off for what is a blatant flouting of the regulations is just ridiculous. First MP expenditure scandal, now this! What is the country coming to???? That'll not get you a bonk mind. Nice one TR. When I was younger I parked my scooter in a car bay in a very quiet multi storey, as the bike bit was full, and it was too dodgy to leave it outside. I bought a parking voucher for it, but as there's nowhere to stick it I took it with me, knowing I'd be ok if I got fined, because I could prove I had paid to park there. When I got back I had been done, so I took the ticket home to send off with the voucher. When I opened the plastic packet, there was a letter in there from tosspot traffic warden telling me the fine was for taking up 'valuable parking spaces in a town centre!' Fucking bastard. Anyway, I appealed and sent the voucher off, and when they replied they said they were willing to cut the fine in half from £60 to £30 but not wipe it off as it would 'teach me a lesson.'

'..at any given moment you might need a minder..' ARTHUR DALEY!!

This apology means fuck all to me. Absolutely fuck all. It's pixels on a fucking screen. I know people have been looking for him to say something for a long, long time, but personally, until we sort out the manager, start shipping the useless fuckers out and making sensible signings with sensible contracts, and look like we're going to give it a real good go next year, he can keep it clamped. Actions speak louder than words has never been more appropriate. I know, I know, hasn't even been two days of talks yet, but there's only just over two months to do all of this in. The quicker they sort it out, the more time we have, and the better our chances.

He does it again to his son when they're standing in the kitchen aswell! His son says something and he smashes him in the chest, then goes 'Sorry, Son.' Poor bastard(s)

I couldn't care less about Spurs. Given their history I'm surprised you aren't campaigning for them to be brought to the North East.

Aye, on the most important game we've ever had to play, lets all get dressed up like a bunch of spastics. That'll do it.

While clearing out his belongings from the house, Peter Andre hears Jordan call from the shed, 'What about this spade?' 'Fuck off!' he said, 'He's Dwight Yorke's problem, not mine!'

This thread is like, so totally awesome!

Went past me at the end of my street a month and a bit ago, probably be months before they get it on like.

It's an advert:-

There's some white text comes up at the end that says 'Do not attempt. Controlled environment.' Aye, I've alwyas wanted to vault myself into a judges table from 50 feet like.

He definitely said 'fucking' at some point like, I heard it loud and clear. Howver, I'm not sure it was at the point that's being suggested. I think it was just before that.

Ghent is fucking quality.