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Apparently the Fuzz have already told anyone who's running a bus that it's off. IF that's the case it's taking them ages to make it public knowledge like.

Whey man, the Bigg Market is bad taste, so I'm having that.

Variation of this received last night, that goes like this:- The MET Office has issued a severe weather warning, after a young woman was seen putting a coat on in the Bigg Market.

Nah, your ticket would be valid for the new date and if you couldn't make it you'd be able to get a refund.

Neigh chance they'll catch him, etc.

As much as I understand why you wouldn't, having been in a similar position myself, I'd be careful with that bit. Orange completely fucked my credit file when I decided to withhold money from them over a similar situation. It's cleared now but it didn't half fuck things up for a couple of years.

Aye happy New Year you lot. I'm stopping in for the first time in years. I think even before I started drinking I was always doing something on NYE, but not this year. Not arsed like. Stick some films on, order a Ruby in and drink this alcoholic ginger beer I've been given.

Mega bump. I was out of the country when this was posted. What are you getting at, Goodhew?

Wouldn't fancy a wank off a towel holder like. Oops, that isn't her arm That's like one of them 'When you see it, you'll shit bricks!' things.

Aye I noticed he says it a few times like. I'd watched it millions of times before I noticed him say it mind. The bit when they're all sitting in the bar the night before they go to spain and that lad that Sammy Johnson plays walks in. He clearly says 'there's that charva that caused all the bother last neet.' Always use that as backup when someone's trying to tell me that charva is derived from 'chav.' I'd never even heard 'chav' until a few years ago when the media picked up on it and decided it was a revelation. Charva however, I've heard all through my life.

Apparently.. The US version revealed that the show was all a computer simulation in Sam Tyler's mind. He along with Annie, Ray and Chris are astronauts on a manned mission to Mars in 2035 who have been in hibernation for over two years. A neural stimulation program kept their minds busy, Sam's was set with him playing a cop in 2008 but a glitch in the system pushed him into 1973 but kept his 2008 memories intact. The program helped him workout his psychological issues including that of his domineering father Major Tom who appeared as Gene Hunt in the recreation. Other revelations - Windy was the onboard computer, their spaceship is called the Hyde 125, and the little rover is the landing vehicle on the planet's surface.

The boy stood on the burning deck Playing with fire crackers, A spark shot up his trouser leg And blew off both his knackers I also used to love this as a kid but it's not a limerick either.. One fine day in the middle of the night Two dead men got up to fight Back to back they faced eachother Drew thier swords and shot eachother

Just said on the news that it has been confirmed as a couple form Newport, and a group of IT workers from Liverpool (sorry Stevie')

Aye, I noticed that. I reckon he must like a bit of speedboating and they're naturally adjusting to his excessive hooter.

Aal the best, couch cock.

That's a bit of a sweeping statement like, it's not like that everywhere. Granted, the more out of the big town places were a lot more laid back, but there were plenty of places I went to over there where areas of the town or city centres were rammed with people absolutely off thier faces. There was absolutely no difference between what you see here and there. Cairns was a bit loopy but it already has a reputation. The place I noticed it most was Brisbane though. I was stopping in the west end of the city, and to get from there to the city centre you had to walk over a big long bridge accross the river. It brings you out right next to a big old building which is actually a casino. It's right at the top of the main shopping street aswell. From the end of the bridge to the bottom of the main shopping street on a Thursday, Friday and Saturday, you could easily have been in any town or city centre over here. That was just people falling into the scran establishments aswell, there were other bits in Brisbane that were the same.

Fresh back from his holiday..

I agree with this to be fair like. Dirty, dirty bird.

Nice one mate, congratulations.

Tell me about it! Got fed up after 2 nights and shifted to a much better place.

Nice one mate, well done!

Must be a bit disconcerting that like. I hope the orange washes out of your dog, Sammy I was actually in Sydney a year ago today. Such was the mental state of some of the travellers I was stayng with, I reckon if this had happened then, at least one of them would have been ringing home asking if it was 'Judgement day there yet.'