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Bastard. I'm sure this will have you cock in hand, but that was the best City I've vistied yet. I absolutely loved it and would have no hesitation in living there.

That Gutierrez song was created by a couple of Ultras, but I take your point. I tend to think that Man United's songs are canny, but variety is definitely the key to thier success. They never seem to repeat the same song much, when they've been at our place anyway, with the exceptiopn of the 'cheer up' song. Liverpool for example though, they come up with a song and then do it to fucking death.. we've been guilty of that too.

Utter toss.

Like Noocarsel on-line you mean? This is a local site for local people. We'll have no shouting here! What about "Newcastle Evening Comical" and we all have to write in the style of Anal. Nasri is looking a bit tasty. My sources in the South of France tell me the young Arab is the hottest property to come out of France since former Rangers defender Jose-Karl Pierre Fanfan departed for Scotland's biggest city in 2005. Wide of the mark.

There'll be a few last minute buyers next week. Always happens. There's probably people now trying to buy over the phone who cannit get through n' aal, thanks to the current changes.

Herzlichen Geburtstag!

Half of the spastics who booed yesterday probably didn't even know what they were booing at, that's what makes it so sad. It's shitey arse, spoiled brat, childish bollocks that has zero place in a football ground. I know he hasn't been the best buy we've had, but whos to say he can't come good yet? If he knows everyone's behind him it might just give him a boost. If it doesn't and he doesn't make the grade, then we should move him on. Oh, in case you hadn't noticed, that's the manager's decision though, not ours, and no amount of booing or hissy fits will change that. I really, really hope he scores a couple of goals soon and sticks it right up the bastards, Nicky Butt style. Sad state of affairs when you have to say that about your own 'fans.'

More pre match beer Nope, more pre match work.

Less post match beer.

Said it before and I'll say it again.. Italy is a nice country for a holiday and the people generally are canny. However, in my opinion, Italy is shit when you go for football. When they know the English (and others, including themselves!) are going to be around en masse, all of the tossers come out hell bent on causing as much bother as possible, usually using weapons and in a cowardly fashion - a la Milan - and most of the coppers just love to stand and watch. Well, until someone tries to defend themselves of course, then in they come, armed.

Aye, we're called Tyneburn in it. What was the ground they used? It was red I think.

I loved it, me. The lack of dialogue didn't really bother me, as usual, because I was too busy watching and laughing at the way the characters move and the noises they make and all that. I'm a big kid when it comes to stuff like this mind, Toy Story, Monsters Inc. and all that. If I could have had a career in helping make that stuff I'd have been chuffed.

It's probably better than it used to be like, worth a quick visit if you like that sort of thing. Went to a birthday party there years ago, when it was the SeaLife Centre. Fucking nutcase kid dived into the big open pool full of Rays (not able to sting of course) Flatfish and Lobsters. Frantic staff trying to get him out, funny as fuck. Started bawling his eyes out when someone shouted 'release the Sharks'

There's only one good thing about it, which is the bird in the vid with the black hair is a former Miss Norway, who had her title removed for doing a porn vid. It's freely available accross the net.. Would this be her by any chance? Gold star for Jonny2Tugs.

There's only one good thing about it, which is the bird in the vid with the black hair is a former Miss Norway, who had her title removed for doing a porn vid. It's freely available accross the net..

Fuck that shit! Absolutely no need.

Actually it turns out that 'thing' is a sculpture by an artist called Patricia Paccini.

To be fair mind that still doesn't prove that it's there. Could have hung it up, taken the photo then taken it down. Also, if it is there, isn't it the shirt from the season we dicked them 4-1 on thier own turf? Canny curse that like..! Either way, find it, burn it, then burn them.

Is the one that the NEYT EWWWWLS! used to go to on Halloween and that?

Aye, but it's nothing new mind. Seen most of these pictures a couple of years back when someone mentioned it on another board. There was a Wiki page on them aswell but it got takn off because it was branded as racist. Fucking wierd if you ask me like..

That, my friend, is a Guido. Never had the pleasure, but apparently they're a set of wankers. American-Italian originally. Notoriously homophobic which is fucking hilarious since they're as camp as a row of pink tents (Soz Martin!)

If you didn't pretend to 'drop your paper' every two minutes and learned to spread it out a bit, change carriages etc. there wouldn't be so much damage!