Gejon

Sky sports news is the channel, not the shit website which is just a rebranded version of planet football these days.

I could do a much better job than that give me some fuckin credit. I don't know, I reckon you could do a pretty good job but to make them look that mongish, not sure.

What an obsessed tosser Mummy definitely ran off with a Geordie. Then a Manc, Jock, Cockney, Brummie, Taff, Yank...

Honest to god I think you're Alan Shearer. I'm psychic, I really am, not fucking about I am psychic. I think you're Alan Shearer. Written like an ex pro too. Certainly not an ex pro!! just fookin hate knee jerk reactions!! Not every player hits the ground running, it's like all this talk about Carrol for England totally premature, if he is still banging in the goals and proving a real handful to the opposition defenders in the new year then yes but after 2 games in the top flight!!!

You are a scouser, An ugly scouser, You're only happy, on giro day, your mum's out thieving, your dad's drug-dealing, so please dont take, my hubcaps, away.

I would prefer Caceido, he can cover on the wings and would be a better partner for Carroll.

Funny as fuck tbf.

You really make that sound like an achievement, are you the lucky one in your class?

Anyone else think Louise Taylor before opening the thread?

Played really well yesterday imo. Was getting forward a bit more too. Hopefully his performances will improve with confidence. He has good pace and can tackle well when he doesn't just jump in, he just needs to calm down a little.

Fucking hell This must be one of Stevie's accounts trying to make scousers look like mongs. You are doing a fucking brilliant job Stevie.

Christ

£2.50 fucking hell that's a cheap taxi! They may be cheaper over there but surely £2.50 MUST be the starting price? i.e. couldn't you walk you lazy further

FYP.

He threw his toys out of the pram a number of times, no shock that they were coming out so early this season either.

How many hours do you work and how much does the taxi there and back cost?

I'll reply on behalf of Stevie. Fuck off Jon. Go fuck yourself

The taxi probably costs more than he will make on the shift.

Thank you. The maturity in you is shining through Gejon, I'm happy for you. You couldn't rip the shit out of a cow's arse you pussy. Hopefully it will start to rub off on you but I doubt it

One quick bit of advice, if you do get an interview they will probably ask why you want to go to University so I would think hard about the answer you give as your answers on here are about as deep as a puddle (that isn't meant to sound harsh, I just don't think "because I want to" and "I want to learn more about computer science because I don't know nothing about it" will impress them all that much).

Well I hope it turns out as you expect it to be and you don't waste years learning about some you admit you don't really know much about only to find out it's not something you like or just can't understand

You certainly act like you know everything and will quickly dismiss any sensible advice given to you because you "want to go to University".

He means this lad is like you, he thinks he knows out all and won't take any advice from anyone else because he knows better (when he clearly doesn't).