Gejon

Happy Birthday you twat!

Keep hanging in there. Fuck me he's old isn't he!

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That was honest of them.

Would be funny if it wasn't Ashley's Will be wearing its nappy up to its chin I reckon. If she is up the duff.

I heard on the radio that the 1700 Corus workers losing their jobs were getting free tickets for this game. As if redundancy isn't bad enough, they're forced to go and watch that shite. Still looked like fuck all had turned up.

His cousin has been saying for a while he is coming here, I assumed as it went quite it was complete bullshit but January could make sense.

They would just say "Not tonight mate, you're too pissed" like they do with everyone they don't like the look of.

The only thing I know is you have to have owned the car for at least 12 months. So basically, I am not much help at all

Happy Birthday Geordie Boyo. Happy Birthday Stevie you cunt, despite probably being the most boring poster I have come across on the internet you are alright really

Don't know how you ever managed to get a passport, bank account etc... they probably just gave in Mr "Smith"

You are soo paranoid parklife

Wasn't paying attention as he was going for a bogey.

How do you seriously injure yourself pulling out of your drive in a vehicle that is practically the size of a bus?

As others have said if you cancel your DD the cover will just lapse, they can't demand any money from you. £20 a month seems a bit much too, especially if it was built into another policy.

Some people seem REALLY scared that they are on the verge of turning gay so won't take risks like carrying stuff in a bag or using an umbrella to keep them dry

Umbrella - Check Man Bag - Check Just missing the boyfriend.

Tits is tits, all should be shown. As long as you aren't like that woman currently on I'm a Celebrity

Only joking sweety, no hard feelings. Until we meet

Don't want to get my hopes up but he sounds like the best player to have ever played for us. Fingers crossed.

Happy Birthday you bum bandit

My ex reckons her grandad was asked to join the Mafia when he was younger and thats when he decided to move to England.

I think Ryan Taylor hasn't done THAT badly this season tbh, he is the only player capable of putting a good ball although Enrique does have his moments. He isn't a winger at all though. I'm not really sure what he is. He has at least some technical ability but he can't defend, can't run, can't beat his man.... It'd be fine if our strikers had pace or if our central midfielders could actually pick a pass, but as it is I feel we need the wide players to get up and support the strikers more, and R. Taylor doesn't have the attributes to play that part. Unforuntely due to the fact he has an end product he is our best winger imo, hopefully this Dr Pancrate has a bit of end product AND pace, then we are in some sort of dreamworld

The title is enough for Fop.