Gejon

When Boa Morte played for Southampton he brought a £144,000 house and took out a 25 year mortgage!!! the bloke must have been getting paid peanuts or really is down to earth!

I completely agree that periods must be a real f*cking sh*t deal and women do get horrible period pains BUT they do like to make out anything wrong with them is 10x worse than anything a man will ever experience! I will give you childbirth as squeezing a big solid one out me arse has almost ha me in tears before but anytime a man is under the weather an just not feeling too great women always do the "man cold" line, as soon as they have a cold they are "close to death" and it is always a worse cold than the bloke suffered 2 weeks ago "apparently"

Yep!

its definitely better than the "My offer is on the table, its up to them if they want to take it" then we never hear anything about the deal again!

It was Man Utd, but Houillier was after him before he signed his pro-contract with us. 15285[/snapback] Nope, it was Liverpool, and it was from last week. Obviously he'll deny it now, but I've got it saved as an MSN conversation 15288[/snapback] Pot kettle

Didn't we offer 14m euros for Luque?

He and his friends must be very clever, must have been really confusing!

Hide and Seek. very good film

Pushing it a bit...... i would settle for just Defoe

Where's Darren "call me a puff again you will be tasting my dandruff" Ambrose?

I have said this before but if we got back around the same sort of money it cost us to get Parker AND Emre we would have to be pretty bloody stupid not to take it!

The obvious thing to look out for here is it was a poll by WKD, the people who makes womens drinks! Enough said?

Spot on

ahem 2nd post down... http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=279

Gotta say i think Kelly Osborne has got to be in the top 5 ruff celebrity's! She is awful!!!

Would you take him???

Tis a good question.... Unless they play 3 up front I guess - be an awesome frontline that mind... 5477[/snapback] and what about Saha?

If fatty is our target i hope to christ we get Anelka!!! anyone else find it funny that we get rid of moany Bellamy and hat lazy Kluivert and try to replace them with moany Anelka and fat lazy Viduka!

I hate Ashley Cole for Arsenal because he is a diving, cheating, moaning little c*nt but for England i love the lad, always sings his heart out for the national anthem, always really proud to play for his country (england sweatbands), always give 110% and is a qaulity player!

My phone, wallet and paint ball gun. If Sam is too lazy to get off her ass and save herself i would thinks its not too unfair to say she's not really worth keeping!

So you are more the socket as opposed to being the plug? 4969[/snapback] Everyday of the week, the whole "Sam" thing is a cover up, the pm's to Meenzer were never found out! (thanks Meenzer honey xxx) But this thread has finally given me the courage! 4970[/snapback] Don't worry, I've got them all saved for when you trade me in for a younger model. 4974[/snapback]

So you are more the socket as opposed to being the plug? 4969[/snapback] Everyday of the week, the whole "Sam" thing is a cover up, the pm's to Meenzer were never found out! (thanks Meenzer honey xxx) But this thread has finally given me the courage!

Oh aye shagging blokes! right up my alley!

this is what general chat is made for!