Lazarus

thats what i use.

Cant believe theres been no jokes about greggs in this thread

What you need is some kind of city based centre where those seeking jobs can go to find vacancies

A good mate of mine is - both him and his family are into it but i'm not so sure he's really that arsed. he's just a regular lad and recently settled doon with a lass. Loves his beer and loves his curry.

Must be incredibly painful to be splitroasted by god http://www.news.com.au/story/0%2C23599%2C2...13762%2C00.html

i worked for them when they were known as Andersen Consulting. Reet bunch of cowboys.

Just not good enough tbh. All hail the Monster - Jewel Quest Champion! (It's on my CV that by the way.....) i got third place (but dont tell toplass).

Rob worked on the Manhatton project y'know

Knowing Laz - porn. Not just any old porn - its LESBIAN Porn! (Downloading series 2 at the mo).

Just watching series 1 of 'Sandy - Babe Abroad'.

Are those his thighs ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJNXBvj8rVo...ted&search=

Just flashed up the message - 'No More Moves' ! BASSAS

Are they the 'real doll' things? i remember reading about some bloke who wanted a 'childsize' version made. Now THAT is creepy.

more quotes for your sig gemmill

Nowt worsse than having dorty underwear on when you croak.

ive just been to the docs and some (extremely) ginger bloke called Scott Robinson went in before me.

Must admit though if i had that sort of money spare i'd buy similar star wars stuff.

didnt he have surgery on his bollocks a few years ago as well after finding a lump there? Poor bloke.

hoover the mattress ???