Lazarus

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/02/08/tr...erior_designer/

Reminds me of when I used to work in the nightclub and one night they had a bomb scare - someone rang the front desk and described this bag that was in the cloakroom and assured the lass on the front desk that it was a bomb. Anyway, they checked, and sure enough there was a bag there as described, so they phoned the coppers who told them to evacuate the place......only one of the doormen had other ideas. He walked into the cloakroom and kicked the bag as hard as he could across the room, turned round to the manageress and goes "That's not a bomb." Nails!

ive done my first yoga session! well, when i say 'done', i mean i did part of it. this was supposed to be the beginners yoga but it was really difficult. Some of the poses i couldnt even hold, most of them i could only do for a few seconds. Some of the stretching brought tears to my eyes. I'm kinda disappointed though - ive heard that doing yoga can make you fart but i didnt let rip once.

i had a bit of cooked chicken with chips for my tea.

i blame the americans meself (even though it was them and russia that split korea up)

I'd much rather listen to Zane Lowe or Lamacq than Mills. just as bad tbh

the wga thing can be easily bypassed. simply choose not to downlod/install it (from the list of available updates that it finds) and then select the option so that it doesnt prompt you for it again.

Anyone thinking of getting vista should double check their pc specs first. iirc you need 1gb ram and a fairly decent graphics card simply to get it working.

Crotia?

i havnt seen the departed and not surer i want to cos tyhe original is such a great film.

Man flu ?

Utter bollocks.

1) i ripped a MASSIVE hole in my favourite pair of cargo shorts today whilst walking the dog in wallsend burn. 2) the dog fell in the burn by standing on some leaves that she thought was solid ground but were merely floating in about 1 foot of water. she was soaked 3) been to an engagement do in whitley bay tonight. 4) had a bit of a fiddle with the new fm2007 demo and i like it. 5) i'm contemplating my next wank

Wont be long before its pinched.

Congrats. Hope he asked the dad first

It's a basic relaxation pose and it's marvellous. Your fella just lifts up your nightie and rolls on - that kind of corpse position?

Ive downloaded a video and am gonna give it a bash. have had a quick look at the vid and at first glance it all seems a bit simple. lots of stretching and breathing - i can do that. only ive realised the video is over an hour long and some of the 'poses' look a bit awkward when you hold them for a minute or two.

another bloody plonky

lightweight tbh.

She's stalking me ! i keep the board index open while i'm surfing elsewhere (in another tab) or playing on fm2006 (as i am now) so that i can come back to it and check up on posts n stuff. all perfectly innocent asyou say young man....as you say i was ONCE coming out of a shop when this young kid asked his mate to 'see if that gadgee' would buy some tabs for them. i turned round expecting to see some auld codger shuffling down the street and there was only me and the little kids there! CHEEKY FECKERS!.

do we ??????????

She's stalking me ! i keep the board index open while i'm surfing elsewhere (in another tab) or playing on fm2006 (as i am now) so that i can come back to it and check up on posts n stuff. all perfectly innocent