Lazarus

Flipflops + superglue =

Its got to be that Colon-cleany bloke. Has to be.

Lady goes to the grocers for a cucumber. "Do you want it sliced love?" said the grocer. "What for" says the lady "its a fanny i've got, not a fuckin slot machine"

After my wife gave birth, we asked the doctor if we could take the placenta away to cook and eat. He looked a bit surprised so, with a big smile on my face, I said, "we've read it's nutritious, and a way of celebrating. Haven't you been asked before?". He said, "well, yes, I have, but not when the baby is stillborn."

According to FM08 - Milan signed him as a youngun from Boca. He spent 3 or 4 seasons on loan at different clubs but it looks like maybe he didnt live up to his potential and he was sold.

Ive got an mp3 of the Black Dyke Mills Band - Blaydon Races

i think keegan sees him as the 'cultured' centre back - kinda like albert.

Fat Pig

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/...says-agent.html

i reckon this could be a very good signing - if it comes off.

No thanks.

Undoubtedly the 360 and PS3 will boast superior stuff. Alas, I can afford neither so I'm chuffed that I won't miss out. Also, the wii is next-gen. Not in terms of specs, but it's part of the current line-up. Resident evil 5 might be enough to get me to buy a wii like. the gameplay looks very similar to RE4 mind. i bet those flying critters are a nightmare.

US DECLARES WAR ON ESKIMOS!

i used to read a lot of these type of books about alternative or forgotton history and what not. but it seemed that the more popular the genre got - the more sensationalist some of the claims became. but its facinating to know that ancient cultures had calenders more accurate than our own (until recently anyway) and that creations myths all over the world share similar themes.

thats something that needs to be discussed more here - hes fucking huge.

i bet hes crying into his pasties.

Speaking of Spurs they reckon on that glory glory website they are in negotiations with david villa, arshavin and pavlyuchenko.

And yet the stats say differently. well ok - you had the lowest number of goals conceded - 7 seasons ago.

I was gonna say meenzer wanted some german sausage in him too

Looks like someones sprinkled pubes on that toast to me

Id say the Liverpool back 4 is the weakest of the top 4 clubs. (not just slightly weaker either but considerably weaker) and therein is the reason why they will never mount a serious title challenge.

How good was your version mate? I'm assuming it wasn't a screener It was a cam - and about as decent as cams can be. A little bit of muttering here and there but no one walks in front of the screen or anything.

Better than Batman Begins, epic in every sense and very very dark. Great stuff. Drags a bit in the middle third but at 2hrs 25 mins or so i suppose that bound to happen. Oh, Heath Ledger as the Joker?? Totally nails the part.