Besty

Ditto.

Ooo touchy, why you even having a go at me, I was sticking up for you! Knob jockey.

He hasn't even got a car yet man, leave the kid alone.

Yeah... Noob!

Class.

QFT. Was mildly amusing at first, in a plaggy scally self-delusional pseudo bin-dipping kinda way. Now he's just being a stubborn skidmark who is getting scarily obsessive about us. Ban him before he boils any bunnies. I don't think he's closed the site all day tbh. EDIT: I like how Alex has still maintained the top poster of the day though.

Benitez puts £15m tag on Crouch... http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/e...rem/7390493.stm That`s about right.

Benitez puts £15m tag on Crouch... http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/e...rem/7390493.stm

It was probably Tom...

T-Keith changing topic descriptions, well I never!

Are we talking about Owen here?

Not really the money tbh, just be nice to get rid.

Nah, he just knows I'm the better driver so I'll be driving.

I could imagine him staying to 'fight for his place' like.

Had a feeling someone would bring this thread back up. 'Someone'... You knew it would be Jonny really.

He got more minors than me. Congrats mate.

Ras I

Only goals you get in 5-a-side, same as what we had last year. You booking Gateshead Leisure Bawan?

Someone explain the 555 please?

Canny.

Could be. Lovely Pringle in his Chelsea pic. Aye, I reckon it's him like.

Might be in beforehand now... What time? 2?

Newcastle v Chelsea - Sky Sports 1 Venue: St James' Park Date: Monday, 5 May Kick-off: 1600 BST Chelsea manager Avram Grant has a fully-fit squad to choose from ahead of the clash with Newcastle on Monday. Midfielder Michael Ballack collected a slight leg injury against Liverpool in the Champions League on Wednesday but should be fit enough to play. Newcastle will have striker Mark Viduka available, despite the Australian struggling with an Achilles injury. James Milner (foot), Abdoulaye Faye (groin) and David Edgar (head) should also play, but Stephen Carr is a doubt.