Invicta_Toon

"Gus MacPherson hopes to persuade Carl Finnigan that he can become the next Anthony Stokes" who, who and who?!?!?

sell him to West Ham for £12m

tbh WHOS YOUR DADDY WHOS YOUR DADDY!!!! (tbh)

sounds like this place needs a security update. I know this bloke who's canny good at that sort of thing if you need him....

got my hands on the lego for the first time today it's all good

wel you have the railway tracker, the cracker jack tracker, the fast track tracker..... p.s. anyone who owns a house is gonna get a big shock in the next 24 months, believe me

I find myself asking why am I reading this thread while eating my lunch?

have they got to you already? bribed with an unbanning?

the cover-up begins we don't care what really happened Dave, we just want good old fashioned mob-justice HTT must be offered up as a sacrificial lamb to the people edit: hasn't he admitted it on the board anyhow?

so is this period in N-O history officially going to be known as 'the troubles' ? p.s. Dave, I think I distinctly warned everyone of this event when the forum was left in the hands of HTT. He should categorically never be allowed within 10 feet of a computer of any kind ever again. Keep him on as like, honourary president or something, and devolve the power to the people

tall dark handsome and male?

fuck that they don't stand a chance, we have the superior numbers it will be like the British trying to keep America as a colony :razz: :razz: :razz: :P

my geisha lecturer's undercrackers

can't believe the stick becks is getting what would you rather do: live in sunny LA or rainy dagenham? pick up £450k a week or £100k? play every week or warm the bench? be a media darling or a media target? be famous now or just be known as ex-England captain? br known for developing soccer in the US or failing in England? p.s. all you need to know about this transfer: the owners of LA Galaxy are also partners in Beckhams soccer school

corrupt database? being done up like kippers tbh

hang on a sec, you have bread and butter with your beans on TOAST? freak

roast chicken and roast potatoes

I reckon a decent speaker current to the gums of a cat could stop its heart and it is best to replace the whole thing, you're sound will be dodge from now on

If he can't afford to feed himself how can he afford to keep two dogs? there's always the RSPCA'ers who won't pay the begger but come along with some dog biscuits

has no one seen the new breed? certainly up here anyway.. has a cardboard information point: 'homeless and desperate' 'I don't drink' 'I don't smoke' 'I don't do drugs' 'I am available for work'

never mind apologising to these fuckers FFS, it's me who's been inconvenienced i've had to go to these shitty sites in my absence: www.fresh-air.co.uk, www.outsideworld.net and they fucking suck! anyway, bit happier now I've found www.chip-shop.com cheers wullie So you think it's OK to use this place as a platform to air your grievances for something that has got absolutely nothing to do with us? If this is honestly the only way you can contact the admins from n-o (although I suspect emailing admin@newcastle-online.com might work!) then do it via PM. Propaganda against other sites simply because they've banned you will not be tolerated. what you on about propoganda FFS? if you read the whole thread, you'll realise I did try a few methods that I knew of to get hold of them. I also emailed what I believed was the admin email with no response (they're a bit busy at present, see first post) believe it or not, posting on here is a very effective way of getting their attention. I don't get your mentality of seeing this as a complete separate entity to N-O like this is some completely different universe, they are both simply toon message boards FFS. Lot to learn about the village pub that is this board Vic. *door opens* locals: newcomer: that the sort of thing you mean parks?

Aye but the england manager rarely watches english players outside of england... and all he seems to do in between having the players for competitions, friendlys and the odd training camp is look for women to have affairs with (tough job to be paid £5,000,000 a year for ) - Mclaren doesn't even seem to do that to while away the time . But like I said the Scotland manager would be an even easier job to combine with a Scottish club. It might not have been their ideal scenario, of course, but it must be better than losing the guy that's got them actually do well? Seems a real case of "cut my own nose off to spite my face" to me. (and tbh if the english fans would put up with Sven then they’d put up with Ferguson IF he did well, if he didn’t he’d be crucified, but that’s just modern media football tbh) Nah, I just can't see how he could've flown to say Aberdeen midweek and still manage Rangers at the top flight i.e. full game schedule and on Man U I was meaning the potential allegations for club favouritism. i.e. the twat from Boro (his name escapes me at the mo)

You want to try being on between midnight and 7am live chebcam? Not until you've gone to bed baby, The Vicmeister never sleeps

Not the worst thing done to me by far. After my car accident I was in a German hospital where they constantly took my temperature the alternative way. I thought this was just routine until I said something at the british military hospital and all the nurses laughed at me. Said something like "When am I gonna get the thermometer up the arse treatment??? In the mouth? It wasn't like this in Germany, let me tell you!" Sounds like that was blatantly a bit of revenge for the war by the Germans. Rectal temperature is the most accurate, although you'd rarely require that amount of precision. But different countries are different culturally. The French, for instance, take a hell of a lot of their drugs by suppository. Which reminds me of when I had broken my leg and was in a hospital in Austria. The nurse (who was hellishly sexy for a 14 year old) gave me a suppository which I tried to eat. After snatching it out my hand, we realised we had an unsurpassable communication barrier. At which point, she rolled me over on my stomach and forcefully stuck it where the sun doesn't shine. hence the username

see topic title - obviously a discussion of jon's errr... abilities