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Apprently he has problems sleeping on a night, he lays there trying to get to sleep but can't, he's pissing himself laughing thinking of the thousands of pounds he gets every week masquerading as a professional footballer

when i first went clubbing about i thought it was great, was a few years ago like yeah it was a couple of quid in and the drinks were more expensive than pubs now however, your paying close to £10 in to most places and £3.50 + for a drink they are just taking the piss and resent paying it

i reckon if we could chop a foot off each leg, he'd be a good player, at the minute he just looks like his legs dont fit him properly and so has problems running, controlling the ball you know the basics of football

come on Papa they are Assistant Refs. nowdays still shite mind, still remember shearer getting chopped down in the box at OT a season or two ago, shock horror no penalty

the germans would still bend up beating us on penalties

Kontact - Show Me A Sign (Friday Night Posse Remix)

great minds and all that Gol, that was my orginal plan low profile and hope it all blows over

i few more details and no judging me either the girl i want to text my side of the story i slept with her 2 weeks ago, she didnt want any sort of commitment but i reckon might be a bit annoyed at me shagging her brothers girlfriend also said boyfriend appeared in the pub where i work on sunday night with a rather large group of friends and i was getting dodgy looks most of the night

so i got lucky with some lass at the weekend, thought she had a boyfriend but she re-assures me that they are "breaking up" so i go ahead and ... you can guess during the walk of shame in the morning with my mate, who'd been with her mate upstairs, i'm getting alot of shit of this other lass who i used to be mates with as the lass i was with boyfriend is her brother.........confused yet should i bother texting this lasses mate, to put my side of the story accross or not?

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happy birthday mate

just got cash, which comes in handy cos i'm skint i'll take a win tonight as my main present

Happy Birthdaym i'll buy you a pint...............next year

cheers all been on me own all day, all my mates were working or "busy" i guess you cant have everything

Thanks everyone Haven’t had a text or out off any of me mates, but I get me own thread on toontastic, does this officially make me a geek?

night matches are usually a pain for me, but i'm off work so i've got no excuss with news that Emre and Parker will play some parts lets hope we can manager a reasonable attendance i never applied for a ticket through me ST, anyone know which turnstiles are cash ones on wednesday?

part timers rejoice i'll be going like

we dont exactly like the guy at the top now, so would it make that much difference? i reckon i'd stick with Nufc

not followed my mates advice on friday night and got out of the taxi

canny interesting http://www.sbe.hw.ac.uk/staff/arthur/year1...ur/pictures/NU/

whats worse the fact of what they doing or the fact they are willing to pose for a photo as well

Uniting Nations - Out of Touch

wake up with a killer hang over and read this from shagging shakesphere to jesus to hitler in 6 pages

i'm dj'ing till about 11, the bird i like is out tonight for sure and guess what, no fucker wants to go out drinking so i'm not going to see her