newcastlebroon

1) I cant be arsed to finish my work 2) I thought the clocks went back last night 3) I only have a bombay badboy in the cupboard 4) I just woke up thinking Id lost all my teeth 5) Proper board of reading "madonthecocks" posts about the toon

ashton and reo-coker would be cracking signings,

kneejerk to that blokes comments last week about north east talent drying up

Todd Rivers and Dean Learner don't forget! Best song in this thread! It's the full version as well with the extra verses.... yes I was sad enough to rip it from the DVD. "SHE'S SMOOOOOTH LIKE ICE!" I went to see matt berry(todd rivers) the other night and his band jonus 3, and they sang that song, was a shame it wasnt dean lerner doing his part, amazing nevertheless

Aye, 80 quid too much. See that would bother me if it was someone who didn't listen to shite all the time. Like you're one to fucking talk Kasabian boy. Coming from the fucker who thinks Bowling For Soup are better than The Beatles.

weve got the same problem in our hoose, they dissapeared for a few weeks but the bastards are now back and are more confident. Run around the sitting room when your sitting in it, the poison obviously didnt work so its mouse trap time, not the game obviously.

think they were trying to flog muse tickets for over 150quid last november outside the arena

no shinton???

dire straits-romeo and juliet

whats your essay on? "Analyse and evaluate the distinctive contributions to religious language of 1) Analogy and 2) Language games" *Yawn*

whats the consensus of his performance on thursday??

that bloke is cringeworthy

yup

tasty

The legal system could save a fortune by doing away with juries and just employing you ! I try my best

duffs shitness, tbh

What comments? All we've heard is that the FA want to speak to certain people. So far we have no idea what he has said. think he means the "calling someone such and such is all right in turkey"

they werent premiership opposition though

its quite obvious that he's guilty, and hes a fanny

theres definately more to come

if he plays duff

that reading coach will probably come out aswell, the one he has words with at st.james

I got the toon into the final of the UEFA cup only to lose to palermo on penalties, nicky butt with the crucial miss. Its my first season on the game so I dont really know any of the "special" players, which led me to bring in michael ball and andy obrien (loans), due to titus being shite. Bought haested and v.hleb, and also eddie johnson, but couldnt get the tactics right which led me to a 16th place finish. Just got hoyte and andrew davies, and giles barnes in the close season, and micky owens back. just about to start the new season, any good right backs for less than a million??