Billy Whitehurst

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It'll be some Match Of The Day if they all come in!

I know we all probably wore some bad clobber when we were younger but I never wore anything as bad as those trousers with elasticated bottoms. The skinny hipsters wearing them are bad enough but have seen a few fat fuckers (often with back spiked haircuts) in them who look even more ridiculous. They look like spinning tops. I think we may need a cull.

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The dir is at that stage in his career. The making utterly shit films stage of his career (I normally like his films)? That bit with the dinosaurs man, I was actually laughing at that point. Agree with most of the others though (of the ones I've seen) but would have The Skin I Live In on the list.

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As someone has already said, I'm fairly sure he wasn't being totally serious. I just see it as shit patter from a deeply unfunny man. I really can't understand how he became so popular, his patter is woeful. However, if it gets him and his two sidekicks kicked off TV then I'd like to officially register my outrage about his comments.

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Norwich 1 Arsenal 2 Everton 1 Wolves 0 Man City 3 Newcastle 1 Stoke 2 QPR 0 Sunderland 1 Fulham 1 West Brom 2 Bolton 1 Wigan 0 Blackburn 1 Swansea 0 Man Utd 2 Chelsea 2 Liverpool 1 Tottenham 2 Aston Villa 0

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I'm all for it, I think protesting is something we don't do enough of in this country. It seems peaceful enough and is a good way of getting publicity and getting their voices heard. A lot of politicians are in The City's pocket so it's difficult for others, who don't have means of The City, to have their views represented.

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Caddyshack Raiders of the lost ark Temple of doom Beverly Hills cop Trading places Stand by me Platoon Ghostbusters Loads of other good films which, at the time, I was too young to appreciate/watch like The Shining, Full Metal Jacket and The Killing Fields.

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You're thinking of cricket

Archie Gourlay [/shudders] Aye, amazing to think how far we've come since then.

I went to that game at Cappielow. My dad knew someone who worked at Morton so we got to go to the dressing room before the game. Gazza came and met me and my brother and introduced us to all the players and took the piss out of them all (particularly Brian Tinnion). Gazza was so friendly and really went out his way for me and my brother, genuinely one of the nicest people I have ever met. He then practically ran the whole length of the pitch and rounded Dave Wylie (Morton keeper) who brought him down for the penalty which he duly scored. Gazza was about a thousand times better than anyone else on the pitch, it was like watching a Premier League player guest starring for a Sunday League team (we had some utter dross in those days). I think we signed Archie Gourlay from Morton round about then.

Tron Legacy - utter pish, good soundtrack though.

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Maybe the teams that we have played are in the lower half because we weren't kind enough to lose to them ?? We got 3 total points last year from the same fixtures. OH (edit) and good post Chez That’s fair point but it could be that they are plain shite. Two narrow home wins against teams in 17th and 18th place is nowt to shout about, and the Mackems have a psychological problem when it comes to playing NUFC. There’s far too much knee jerk drivel being spouted about our good start. Welcome as it is there is a long way to go before the reality of our transfer policy is known. It’s painful to watch opinion being blown around on the basis of a handful of random results. There was fuck all 'narrow' about the Blackburn game, we played them off the park, 3-1 flattered them. Agree we have a long way to go though, we've had an easy start to the season but have definitely exceeded expectations.