Greg

Sorry. http://www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsD...1082380,00.html Not fast enough.

from nufc.co.uk

exactly - the fat Shit swore blind there was no such clause He never said it didn't exist.

Albert Luque has just said he will play left back in an interview on Newcastle World. Don't think he actually knew what he was saying though.

I woke up at 4am I thought it was 6am So I jumped in the shower, got dressed etc... only to then realise it was 4am not 6am Got to leave for work at about 7:15 Think I'll go back to bed..

You realise that Owen has only once scored 25 goals in a season? Twice - in all comps.

It isn't. Nearest one to Newcastle is in Sheffield. http://www.welovejuice.com/lj_locations.html

At least you can get it installed. I'm not allowed to have a dish on this house... so they have spray painted it the same colour as the bricks! Does it work or can you still see it? You can still see it! Don't know why they bothered tbh.

At least you can get it installed. I'm not allowed to have a dish on this house... so they have spray painted it the same colour as the bricks!

1. Just had Sky installed 2. It didn't fucking work so even though I have a dish and box connected I only have bbc, itv etc. 3. Sky bloke is going to ring me back later 4. Got to go to work in just over an hour 5. Want my sky to fucking work.

You're not going to get very far without any pedals!

I've just got back from the Freeman, had another scan etc and been given the all clear!

I was about 2 rows behind whoever took that video and was ejected from the ground moments later.

http://www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsD...1053548,00.html Quest Report - NUFC Statement Following the publishing of the findings of the Quest Report, Newcastle United has issued the following statement: Newcastle United has noted the contents of the final Quest Report compiled by Lord Stevens and his team for the Premier League. The report makes clear that Newcastle United officials have done nothing wrong and have at all times offered their full cooperation, willingly providing full access to all documentation and information requested by the Inquiry team. The club firmly supports the Inquiry and calls on those agents referred to in the report to assist the Inquiry in resolving their outstanding queries as soon as possible.

1. Honestly, how many people have you kissed? Don't know exactly not that many 15 - 20. 2.Honestly, what color is your underwear? Black 3.Honestly, what's on your mind? My balls, should I go and see my GP?! 4. Honestly, what are you doing right now? Watching The Apprentice 5 Honestly, do you think you are attractive? no 6. Honestly, have you done something bad today?: no 7. Honestly, do you watch Disney channel? no 8. Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now? yes 9. Honestly, what makes you happy most of the time? newcastle doing well 10. Honestly, do you bite your nails? yes 11. Honestly, do you want to see someone this very minute? no 12. Honestly, do you have a deep dark secret? no 13. Honestly, when is the last time you have been to taco bell? Sometime in July 2005. 14. Honestly, are you loyal? yes 15.Honestly, are you in denial? no 16. Honestly, where would you rather be right now? pub with mates in newcastle 17. Honestly, do you like someone? yes 18. Honestly, is it going anywhere with them? no 19.Honestly, what was the last thing someone said to you? "about half 9" 20. Honestly, what did you say to them? "what time is your dog getting here?" 21. Gone out of your way to make a new friend: yes 22.Honestly, do you kiss and tell? no .:DIFFERENT EMOTIONS SURVEY:. *Anger Section* 23. What do you do when you're mad? hit things, throw things sometimes 24. What's the worst thing you've done when you were mad? err not sure 25. Ever made anyone cry when you were mad? dont think so 26. Do you swear when you're mad? yes *Crying Section* 27.when was the last time you REALLY cried your heart out? 2004 28. Cried yourself too sleep? no 29. Do you still cry when you get an injury? no 30. Do certain songs make you cry? no 31. What usually makes you cry? not much *Happy Section* 32. Are you normally a happy person? no 33. What can make you happy? newcastle doing well, speding time with mates etc 34. Does being with your friends make you happy? yes

Why did they ban you?

Free BBQ and £1 a pint on the lawn outside earlier so had a burger and a few sausages washed down with piss lager.

Well I finally got to sleep when the wankers stopped digging up the road outside where I live at about 4.30am, why oh why are they digging up the road overnight right next to loads of residential buildings?

ARE FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am also fucking skint.

Can anyone read/speak French? http://www.eurosport.fr/football/ligue-1/2...to1202579.shtml http://www.football.fr/fr/footballfr/cmc/s...stle_23317.html?

Only localish place I've been camping is Bamburgh.

http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=13978

Walkable, 10 mins in a straight line.. done it a few times.

Goodbye Mr Parker.