Smooth Operator

High class rent boy. His educated views are formed from over hearing the conversations of his rich well-heeled clients, he's well travelled cos of his high class status and he's experienced, just check out the state of his ring piece for proof!

Aye you can download it, but I'm gonna see if the Post Office give me a refund over the counter first.

Just rang the company I had the interview with and they informed me that they had 460 applicants for the job and they are still sorting through and sending letters out! Chances seem slim then!

It's nee wonder the CSA is on it's knees after mine and Wacky's spell in HR! And they're letting me back in! Wacky jumped before he was pushed tbh. A well constructed theory son, but my real reason for filth posting is that I am so fucking bored at work and cos I know I'm leaving my output is reducing accordingly. Hence my input to this forum has substantially increased. I have been somewhat disappointed at the stance some people have taken over my threads/posts recently but I am not trying to get banned I can assure you. For a start this place would be like a morgue without the Operator! 98303[/snapback] I am ALL about the filth. 98404[/snapback] Well it looks like us filth pedlers will have to cool our jets from now on!

I knew it!

Ah pet you're fat as fuck aren't you. 98301[/snapback] No, im not fat, i suppose im what you call curvy Would hate to be 'fat' but thats because i feel uncomfortable if i put on weight not because society says i should be a certain size. Why are you fat as fuck? 98314[/snapback] What you call curvy is commonly known as fat! We may need pictorial proof in this instance! I'm not fat as fuck, I'm carrying a little more timber currently than usual at the mo but it's far from being fat. 98341[/snapback] i dont agree...i think of curvy as meaning you have some flesh on the bones and some shape! As for the pictorial proof.... Not necessary as i couldnt give a fuck what any of you think anyway hubby loves my figure and thats all that matters! 98344[/snapback] EDIT: hubby loves my chubby figure and thats all that matters! 98347[/snapback] yeah ok mate... 98367[/snapback] Handbags, touchy. Only joking!

"take loads of paracetemol" Are you promoting overdosing? 98357[/snapback] Within reason you tool! 98358[/snapback] I know you spanner! 98361[/snapback] I know you know 98363[/snapback] I know you know I know. Is that right?

Just look for the fat Travis Pickle look 'a' like in the combat jacket, "you talking to me" 98238[/snapback] I'll bring Wacky along in my coat pocket.

"take loads of paracetemol" Are you promoting overdosing? 98357[/snapback] Within reason you tool! 98358[/snapback] I know you spanner!

"take loads of paracetemol" Are you promoting overdosing?

Alreet son, keep it clean for f***s sake!

Ah pet you're fat as fuck aren't you. 98301[/snapback] No, im not fat, i suppose im what you call curvy Would hate to be 'fat' but thats because i feel uncomfortable if i put on weight not because society says i should be a certain size. Why are you fat as fuck? 98314[/snapback] What you call curvy is commonly known as fat! We may need pictorial proof in this instance! I'm not fat as fuck, I'm carrying a little more timber currently than usual at the mo but it's far from being fat. 98341[/snapback] i dont agree...i think of curvy as meaning you have some flesh on the bones and some shape! As for the pictorial proof.... Not necessary as i couldnt give a fuck what any of you think anyway hubby loves my figure and thats all that matters! 98344[/snapback] EDIT: hubby loves my chubby figure and thats all that matters!

Ah pet you're fat as fuck aren't you. 98301[/snapback] No, im not fat, i suppose im what you call curvy Would hate to be 'fat' but thats because i feel uncomfortable if i put on weight not because society says i should be a certain size. Why are you fat as fuck? 98314[/snapback] What you call curvy is commonly known as fat! We may need pictorial proof in this instance! I'm not fat as fuck, I'm carrying a little more timber currently than usual at the mo but it's far from being fat.

A car salesman lieing? I'm shocked and appalled tbh. 98332[/snapback] Well thats undecided yet, Gemmill seems to think this to be the case too tbh. Although this sales geezer drooped a bollock when he was trying to sell me the car. He said,"Well I've had a look at the Lexus and I'll give you 5 grand for it, it's got a few scrathces on the drivers door like so that's all I can do tbh". Then when I was scrutinizing the Audi I said, "There's a few scrathes here and there", pointing them out to the bloke. He replied, "Yeah but they'll just polish out when we clean it for you". My retort, "Well when you clean the Lexus after we've traded you can do the same then eh". He then whimpered, "Er, well yes you're right, we can do that, sure".

If I was living in a world of shite cars then that's what I'd do! But I'm not so I thank the Lord Jesus.

3. How do I apply for a refund on my tax disc? You should return your tax disc with a completed form V14 available from a Post Office or DVLA Local Office. If your tax disc has been lost/ stolen you can complete form V33 which is available from your nearest DVLA Local Office. The application should be sent to Refunds Section DVLA Swansea, SA99 1AL. Refund applications must be in the post by the last day of the month to receive a refund for that particular month - only full months remaining will be refunded. Your refund should be issued in 3 weeks, but in certain circumstances you will need to allow up to 6 weeks. Got this off the DVLA website, the sales bloke said I could do it at the Post Office like.

Is this possible? I'm trading my Lexus in for an Audi but having just renewed my tax disc on 31st January can I take it to the Post Office and get a refund for the months I haven't used? The salesman reckons so. If so what would the crack be? Would they give me a new tax disc with the date of expiry being the 28th February?

I've had the misfortune of playing in a game when our keepers ankle decided to have a game of roulette all on its own. He came out for a corner and tangled with an opposing player, on landing his studs got caught and he was forced in the other direction. The scene afterwards was horrible. The kid obviously wass in agony but coped quite well, it was more the reaction of the player who tangled with him that got to me. He kind of freaked out, puked up a few times and had to be sedated by the paramedics! Our keeper now plays golf on a Sunday morning instead! He's got a scar to rival Malcolm McDonald's now. Nasty business.

Knowing what I know I'll be safe up until my soon to be line manager retires in a few years so I'll stick a monkey on my safety until 2008. This old guy used to ask me to find out the craic on the football/cricket etc via the web the last time I was under his control! As for being PC beyond belief, you'd be surprised at how relaxed it is really. Although during my first spell there a gay lad jumped before he was pushed after he got sussed sending an e mail to another gay lad about what he wanted to do to me!

Coudln't agree more, ban the dirty bastards!

It's nee wonder the CSA is on it's knees after mine and Wacky's spell in HR! And they're letting me back in! Wacky jumped before he was pushed tbh. A well constructed theory son, but my real reason for filth posting is that I am so fucking bored at work and cos I know I'm leaving my output is reducing accordingly. Hence my input to this forum has substantially increased. I have been somewhat disappointed at the stance some people have taken over my threads/posts recently but I am not trying to get banned I can assure you. For a start this place would be like a morgue without the Operator!

Brown an onion, place the browned pieces just into each nostril and leave for half an hour. Obviously breathe through your mouth for the half hour.

Ah pet you're fat as fuck aren't you.

Yep, it was me and as Renton says, swearing in the thread is one thing however in thread titles its totally different. ps the GSI Internet Gateway scans all data in and out so it must be going fairly fookin berserk with your output lately. Should there be a random check done then you're fairly screwed mate. And if you dont believe me, I'll get me cousin who works in DWP HR to tell you how many people shes sacked in the last month for Internet abuse. Oh and when you do want all those dodgy threads deleting quickly before audit catch you then its £40 per post 98024[/snapback] I'l lhave to be careful in future, I'm moving jobs next week so hopefully I'll be ok! Just have to watch my step in my new place, especially as it's in HR!