Smooth Operator

Ask him if he remembers the time I megged him in a charity 5 a-side tournament at the Lightfoot! And don't let him bully you!! Under what circumstances is your meeting?

Get yourselves on here: http://www.surewildestfan.co.uk/ I bet that that gezzer who paid 700 quid for a toon tattoo but couldn't afford a 500 quid season ticket is on there like.

The list is endless, 179, 278. 995 is canny as well if you get on there at 11:25pm for the flash the gash before they go encripted at half 11. 287 is good wank fodder too!

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Burnt cock skin and a lot of blood no doubt. I fyou can't make a good sarnie out of that then you've had too many fancy cakes tbh! 95749[/snapback] Tonight's tea tbh 95752[/snapback] Tonight and every night!

Best channel on there, especially from 11pm to 12am. Kept me occupied for a good hour last night! Naked beauties and the best thing is it's all in the name of fashion!!! The idiots who run it attempted to make it pay-per-view a while back but noone subscribed so now it's back on. I was introduced to Elena Santarelli late last night! Manc-Mag will no doubt some imperfection in the breast department!

Burnt cock skin and a lot of blood no doubt. I fyou can't make a good sarnie out of that then you've had too many fancy cakes tbh!

You can see Babayaro go to tackle but puts his studs into the ground without making contact, Baros then wraps his leg around Babayaro's grounded leg to trick the ref into giving the pen. How the fuck the FA after appeal have viewed the video and decided to stick to the original decision is a fucking joke. But then again the ref we had at Villa is not as bad as the ref last night at Bolton, fuck me gently, they should have had at least 3 pens!

Heat it up and stick your todger in it, go on I dare you!

at its peak the british empire goverend a quarter of the globe and rules the seas. that's what i'm talking about. 95670[/snapback] Aye, we need to get back to that, then if they think they are British cos we own their country, then they can stay there and still consider themselves British rather than polluting our country and stretching our resources and taking up all the time white criminals used to have on Crimewatch!!!!

This country being so popular people from all over want to be here, in fact think they've got a right to be here!!!!! 95664[/snapback] dont kno wot u talkin abt . Just in case u misinterpreted my hint....i was drawing attentiom towards newcastle united football club wid the icon >>>>this was not my usual saluate Now this is the salute (it has the wrd rocks!) rocks 95666[/snapback] It was just a dig at all of the hundreds of immigrants we recieve from countries like yours tbh. As for Now this is the salute (it has the wrd rocks!) rocks Glad you cleared that up - I hadn't noticed!

This country being so popular people from all over want to be here, in fact think they've got a right to be here!!!!!

World dominance!

Aye she likes her sun-beds, like Tony Cunningham!

Quite how a dwarf manages with someone of this size i'll never know!

Why, are you a bit too big for her? 95571[/snapback] No it's a perfect fit just that she reckons when Wacky gets in there after me it's like pebbles down the grand canyon!

Cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rseearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

Saw you on Davina's new show last night, cracking norks if you don't mind me saying although you were bereft of a pearl necklace, now I've told you before if you need a nice bit of neck wear come see me. Dodgy song though.

I heard this the other night too. Malcolm then went onto say towards the end of the call that Parker was a great player to have in your team! I can't listen to those wankers anymore tbh, the shite they spout is incredible, the only time I tune in regularly is when they do 10 grand fan. Do they only do that in the close season?

TBH

Sounds like a hernia to me like.

Having the length to spare I would but I've no risk of going bald before I'm 60 and then after that I wouldn't be arsed anyway. Can I request that my spare inch goes to Wacky? His lass would be more than appriciative!

I can whole-heartedly recommend Paris Texas by Luckies.

Someone like Wigan will take Butt I reckon if Birmingham don't want to keep him, and I can see Viana coming back under the reign of a foreign manager and succedding in centre midfield after the departure of Emre at the end of the season for Milan.