Smooth Operator

World class ass!

The gay advances!

Wacky Jnr arrested tbh!

So can you still smoke in private members clubs then or not?

If it's a pearl necklace you're after Lotte then I can get you one extra quick, no charge! As for Gavin I last saw him bent over a barrell in Canal Street taking it brown style off another fake tanned wanker - Dale Winton.

All single fathers round the SLP household this evening then! 94751[/snapback] Used to...used to. She was told it was best not to tell people though for the exact reason you've put. CSA employees have had all sorts of shit sent to their houses. Still, it has to better than working for the council. 94762[/snapback] Must be frontline staff who get the shit then, I work in HR and only deal with staff issues. Well away from any bother, haven't heard of anything like that happening though tbh.

Fucking get in there, it's about time these weak minded bastards got some punishmnet, I've been suffering long enough with 2nd hand smoke from the likes of Wacky in pubs and clubs. One of the reasons i'm not a big clubber these days is the fact I always used to return home with my eyes stinging like a lass whose pissing out of an infected lettuce.

How did you guess?

Real name: Daniel Sex: Male Age 27 Occupation: Important Senior Manager contributing to the downfall of the CSA. Interests: Dogging

This is me and Wacky with our lasses on the beach in Tenrife last summer.

Aye, what's your issue with that like? Are you a broadsheet fancier like?

Roxanne Pallett from Emmerdale, best front cover of the Star in months! Centre page spread is canny too! She looks a right dorty bitch!

Wacky showed me a snap of your lass, I'd pay her to let you leave tbh like! 94316[/snapback] your avatar is abit fucked there boss. 94318[/snapback] What do you mean? And just out of interest, how come you don't have an avatar?

Wacky showed me a snap of your lass, I'd pay her to let you leave tbh like!

...what's " half single"....you know she's going to dump you but she hasn't told you yet ???? 93729[/snapback] No the lass and myself aren't an official item yet, therefore I class myself as half single. *chooses to ignore alex's post* 93743[/snapback] ????? ....what do you have to do to be an "official" item...initials in love bites on her back or something..... 93746[/snapback] Wouldn't say no Naw both of us seem too shy to ask the other out. 93748[/snapback] Don't ask SMO or Wacky for any tips then ....... 93749[/snapback] Why on god's green earth not? I didn't get my nivkname for nowt, I'm the silver tongued cavalier of Walkerville i'll have you know!

Hay, lads check these tits out, I've been looking for a pair this good furlong time!

Christ, I wonder how many of us have been in the same place at the same time! I'm a bit of a regular at Pani's and the Telegraph!

Cheers GFP, a sensible answer at last. You haven't really cheered me up regards price mind, thank God I'm only there 3 nights! 92314[/snapback] Don't concern yourself with price, GFP is a member of my admin team who is a notorious proper tight bastard, he's still got dial up at home ffs!!!

Aye it's spot on in there, it's Pani's btw not Pani. I always go for the Chicken milanese when I go. Had an interesting lunch there once, i was on a date with a lass and we were shown to our table and sitting on the table opposite was my recently made ex lass with all her mates and the lass I was with - one of my ex's best mates!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/4700628.stm So I take it he was sacked after he was suspended?

Ffs, there was a disclaimer for that joke in my first sentence. :) 92281[/snapback] Didn't get that far to be honest!!!!!

Noticed the other week when i was down yours there was a Family sized jar of honey in your cupboard. Dog walking service, someone might put 2 & 2 together and make 5 92239[/snapback] Hounds don't like honey, it's a well known fact, that's why I'm the biggest importer of mamelade in the Western world!

So where's best then know-it-all???

Been loads me, they've always got different offers on, cheaper than other places I reckon, and it's colder than most other supermarkets so wrap up warm!

Aye that's the lad, never met him meself but if he's owt like Wacky and his mates he'll be a piss head, drug-addict! 92199[/snapback] 92203[/snapback] Once again SMO's talking out his arse, it's john's younger brother who's my mate but I've known them both for 25 years plus. Fucking scary how small a world it is. 92225[/snapback] tbh.