Smooth Operator

Aye, well the original by Midge Ure was all about Hebburn but the record company didn't think it was popular enough so made him change it to Vienna - fact!

I means nothing to me............. Oooh Hebburn!

There are at every school, m'dear, you just learn to hide it well if you like the idea of actually surviving the experience. 77451[/snapback] Well I know of one lad I was mates with at school and still am who got of with a kid at the Riverside who went by the nickname of "Rimmer"! And a super geek I was friendly with in first school has since declared he drops anchor. Just never thought it would be so easy for young lads to find themselves older bum bandits that's all. Thought it would be a Kemal (that mincer off Big Brother) style covert operation, meeting someone on the internet, fleeing the house in the middle of the night to meet them for rampant man love in a skip the other side of town!

Were there any employees at that hotel that didn't feel the benefit of S.O? 77447[/snapback] Only fat lasses and blokes tbh. Well I suppose one of the gay employee's "benefited" as he once told me he used to think of me when he tossed his salad!

Well stop surfing and hit the books! And be early to bed and no babysham! If you do half as well as I did in my A levels then you'll be fucked!

Why, do you want some tips like? Howay man, I didn't say I went out on the prowl at the local old folks' home or owt. It was just people I knew from school, friends' older brothers, sons of family friends, that kind of thing... no different to the kind of lads your average 14-year-old lass could easily end up with, really. Other than the fact that they liked the cock, obviously. Point being, it's that kind of legal/moral discrepancy - "why should it be illegal for a 14-year-old and a 19-year-old to have sex when they can both think for themselves?" - that organisations like NAMBLA try to capitalise on to expand the statement to, say, "why should it be illegal for a 50-year-old to prey on an 8-year-old?". Funny thing, the law... 77402[/snapback] I'm slightly alarmed at the ease at which you seemed to find sexual partners at that age and the fact they are family bum friends! You either live in Brighton or have a flat on Canal Street. Were there a lot of brown eyed boys at your school then?

Given our need for a striker I'd be tempted to give him a month's contract see how he goes and decide from then. But that would mean Souey might have to get to Kingston Park for a few reserve games and we all know the chances of that are slim!

Why, do you want some tips like? Howay man, I didn't say I went out on the prowl at the local old folks' home or owt. It was just people I knew from school, friends' older brothers, sons of family friends, that kind of thing... no different to the kind of lads your average 14-year-old lass could easily end up with, really. Other than the fact that they liked the cock, obviously. Point being, it's that kind of legal/moral discrepancy - "why should it be illegal for a 14-year-old and a 19-year-old to have sex when they can both think for themselves?" - that organisations like NAMBLA try to capitalise on to expand the statement to, say, "why should it be illegal for a 50-year-old to prey on an 8-year-old?". Funny thing, the law... 77402[/snapback] Not all 14 year old can be 100% sure they want a stuffing in the rear surely, especially if they are being persued my a 19 year old!

You want politicians to get personally involved in our judicial system? 77398[/snapback] I want Blair to be pulling the trigger, wielding the axe, administering the lethal injection! Or he'll not get my vote next election.

Nah he's probably got a 1pm appointment with a 64 year old called Albert.

So what exactly went on there then Meenzer? How did you meet these anal sympahtizers then? By the swings at midnight?

Used to have to drive to Hebburn from Gateshead every morning at half 5 to pick the breakfast chef up when I worked night shift in a hotel on the wrong side of the water. The only good thing about it was that the chef (Dawn she was called iirc) used to suck me off on the drive back! Hebburn is just a drop in the ocean, if you've never been to the likes of Wrekenton , Deckham , Bensham , Windy Nook etc you've been blessed.

Kicked off with the Munich air crash involving Busby and his babes in 1958. Never realised Duncan Edwards survived 15 days before he passed away, my Grandad always tells me he would have become the greatest footballer that ever played. Also never knew that it was their 3rd attempt at take off when they crashed and that the plane never actually left the ground! The Germans blamed the English pilot for not clearing the wings of ice, but 10 years after evidence proved it was because of excess water/slush on the runway and they should never had been cleared for take off in the first place. Tragic.

Well it makes a change a lass playing footballers off each other! Good on her, dirty bitch! 77348[/snapback] She'd definately get a doseage of man fat that's for sure 77349[/snapback] Amen to that homeboy.

Welcome Princess, why not post a picture of yourself s we know who were dealing with?

Well it makes a change a lass playing footballers off each other! Good on her, dirty bitch!

Are you actually trying to be funny or controversial on this issue? I really dont appreciate your piss poor attempts to try and get some mileage out of the link I posted. I saw the link posted elsewhere, and felt sick to the pit of my stomach. The idea that they are allowed to march around and post this stuff with no comeback is something I simply cannot fathom, hence I shared the link. So be careful about trying to get a laugh or cause a stir by even hinting nonce shit in my direction. 77280[/snapback] WOAH THERE, EASY TIGER! Let's have an end to this noncesense, nonce and for all!

Front page of the Sun today saying Joe Cole took a beating from a love rival, he'd been with the lovely Keeley and another bloke, no doubt her boyfriend turned up and knocked 7 shades of shit out of him, he had to jump out of a window and hot foot it to a local cab office, topless and with only one shoe! Must have been all he could gather after being rumbled! A "spokesman" for the cab firm said he was barely recognisable! He'll be on even thinner ice with Jose now!

Read in the Sunday papers that Russell Grant had walked out of this Celebrity Fit Club, surely the psychic bastard should have predicted he'd do this and save himself the embarassment!

Blair needs to take a look at the Thai Prime Minister's response to the fishermen that raped and killed that English girl recently, he's personally pushing for the death penalty!

You had sets for RE? Was top set for Christians and the bottom set for Islamic fundamentalists?

77054[/snapback] That's how the lake got it's name, all the benders discharging there muck in the lake instead cos they knew of the consequences if they were found rimming!

It's only a matter of time before Rodman lays pipe in the Marsh I reckon.

Nothing alledgedly about it, my mate informed me of yet another lass who'd encountered the twisted sausage of Pressy! He's now a laughing stock in Indie wannabe circles, even more so than his "band"! Hold on a second, it's him you used to go for tabs with!

Good people do evil things - too fucking right, I've just had a rancid shite at work an didn't flush! That's bound to test the faith of whoever walks into that cubicle after me!