Smooth Operator

Do strangers slap you across the face as you walk down the street ? 14412[/snapback] Suprisingly not, but i do get lasses requesting to "Let me entertain you"!

Wacky - say it ain't so!?

Dotbum and Wacky sitting in a tree, B-O-T-T-I-N-G. Went to an open evening last week with wor lass to find out about fostering, the wage is between 17 and 25k so i was interested in this obviously, but it seems wor lass had a few questions of her own, one in particular which i'm so fucking glad she asked me before we went in there like, it went as follows, "Do you think they'll have the kids there for you to choose from?" After pissing myself laughing i told her it's not going to be like a fucking cat and dog shelter where you take home the cutest one to find out it's a cunt of an animal!

I'm told Robbie Williams but if my hair keeps receeding at it's current rate it'll be more like Ant out of Ant & Dec!

Shouldn't have to wait to long, wor lass has just been to the fortune tellers, some daft gypsy has probably planted the idea in her shit for a brain that i'm a fanny rat!

Might spread a bit meat paste onto a crust seeing as wor lass is a vegetarian.

Woah there, easy tiger. Your blood pressure must be through the roof! Saying that like i might try the buttered bread one next time wor lass kicks off. Out of interest, how did she respond to the "Flora treatment"?

I normally knock one off, works a treat 13874[/snapback] I normally knock a couple off. 13876[/snapback] I usually knock your lass off, works wonders!

Save it, we've already had a couple of posts from Howaythetoon today thanks. 13931[/snapback] It's nice to see HTT gets as much stick as he did back in the day, he still bites too, he knocking on wood that kid!

the pink oboe til wor lass gets in then it'll be carpet munching

A bare fanny is my favourite, once spent an hour in a greek apartment with an ex lass and some immac. Carefully removed every last hair before eating flange for a good few hours. Nowt like it!

Sheer class - someone you know? Any more of this cracking bit of flange?

Dogs diner if you ask me!

That's the thing though, a few drinks in you and you'd be staring down the barrel of a cock in no time! 13410[/snapback] Think i'll give up the drink from now on then! 13414[/snapback] Bet you don't! Dirty bastard.

You mean gaydar?

Sounds like this lad has built himself a rather lucrative dog walking business in a short space of time - good luck to him, he sounds like a Richard Branson type.

My views are simple: For rape - Cut their knobs off For theft: Cut their hands off For murder: Cut their heads off For kiddy fiddling: All of the above I'm off now to catch a flight to the middle east where these laws are practised.

Pimms and lemonade in the summer and Horlicks of a Winter.

That's the thing though, a few drinks in you and you'd be staring down the barrel of a cock in no time!

Aye a regular gangsters paradise like. Give me Walkerville anyday.

Tip for you's, the really ugly one's are blokes and check for adams apples!

We used to have to lump heavy tables around the hotel and he was a borderline dwarf so we used to give him encouragement like " Come on Stevie thats the stirrup!

Looks like i'll be ok on a druken night out in Bangkok - got 16 out of 16! Thank fuck for that.

Just remembered our favourite wind up on the night shift with this kids fatha - " How Stevie why the long face"! Fucking great!

Aye that's the one. We used to go for work days out at York races but no one could ask this kids fatha for fear of cracking up at the sheer reference to horses! 13381[/snapback] Did you honestly know his dad? If my memory serves me correctly he took a beer crate with him so he could reach but was caught on a cctv camera on a nearby factory. Apparently it was his regular friday night lay on the way back from the pub 13385[/snapback] Aye his dad was called stevie spalding from up gateshead, deckham to be precise. I was seeing a nice bit of council fanny from round that way and she told me the story. Turns out i now work with a lass who used to go to school with the kid, says he's a proper weirdo and it's no surprise. But she's calling the kettle black there seeing as she's shacked up with a muslim extremist!