Smooth Operator

I quit a job on the spot once when they told me they were putting me back onto night shift, spend 6 weeks wanking, sleeping and shitting, then got a new job pretty much straight away once i applied myself to get one, only bad thing was i met Wacky in this new job, so lessons learned are you gotta take the rough with the smooth.

It's on ITV 4 now and highlights on bbc 2 later tonight.

Booty so phat that you can see it from the front!! Hot damn!!

Go on Frank son, gone up a lot in my estimation. Was bang to rights imo.

There was fanny from every angle at work today, the number of coffee breaks i took was ridiculous.

Woah hold up ain't nobody ever played the fucking saxaphone before like, Holden is bubbling ffs.

Wacky what have you done to get this treatment?

Your lasses fanny like a harbour wall like?

Deleted the pic after dismissing it as not being him.

So fuck if he is, he's an arrogant prick. Sage council my friend. Are you pissed? No not yet anyway high on sex, humped 2 birds today!

So fuck if he is, he's an arrogant prick. Sage council my friend.

Lampard is in the Hyena cafe in the toon, got sent a grainy picture message of a profile that was similar to Lampard and then a message saying it definately was him as they'd spoken to him. I said well there's no way it can be him cos he's playing in the FA Cup semi final at Wembley tomorrow but they are adament it's him. Can't be can it?

Wowser, where from mate? I'm in the market for a new bed.

Aye and your such a picky twat aren't you? Aye I know whats wrong with a bit placca surgery the 2 birds i'm humping all over at the minute both have placca tits and it's all good imo.

Here comes the hotstepper!!!

Pak-a-pow-pow!!

Wtf was that ginger wife thinking going on with a puppet as if she was some sort of ventrilaquist to then simply open the puppets mouth to the words of the song playing over the pa. Fucking loser, it is funny like when something totally unexpected comes out of someone that on appearance wouldn't seem to possess any sort of talent. I would personally vote for Holden to take to the stage and strip slowly until bollock naked before topping the act off by turning her back to the crowd and touching her toes to reveal her spritley undercarriage.

Aye brilliant. What has happened to you? I used to look upto you, a kind of shagtastic wayward cousin who would regale the kids with tales of far flung exotic lands and debauchery while Sunday dinner was being made. Nowadays you're more likely to be the one doing the dishes. I refer you to my comment in this thread, jsut over half way down the page, I've not lost it sunshine! http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?showtopic=23760

Aye brilliant.

Make a video next time you fuck her but totally degrade her, i mean piss on her shit on her even, get her to call out all your mates names, spunk all over her face and face fuck her til she chokes, then just keep it as a nice little revenge if indeed it does turn out that she's been humping around behind your back. Then if worst comes to the worst post it on here and youtube and to all her friends on facebook, jobs a good un.

I'll meet you outside threshers opposite the old odean at 9, you give me £50 and i'll go in and get your booze............promise.

I've got an old book full from when I was a kid, prize one being Jackie Milburn on one side and Gazza on the other, remember my dad taking me up to Jackie as the players were coming out for a pre match warm up when they had the temporary changing rooms at the corner where the Leazes joined the East Stand whilst they were developing the Milburn Stand. Gazza ran past and Jackie stopped him and told him to sign my book and advised me not to follow Gazza's example!

Musica Bella 100/1!

Seemingly not on the one i'm looking at on play.com It claims i can choose from 3 styles of a 7 inch photoframe for £17.99 but it appears there is only one style available when i click the link and it's not ideal. http://www.play.com/Electronics/Electronic..._-CROSS_PROMO_1 I'll be very surprised if that doesn't have a USB or other type cable connection as well. Most of the cheapo ones don't - just have an MMC \ SD card slot. So long as you've got one of these cards and a reader to be able to marry it up to your PC, you should be fine SMO. My young 'un bought her Mam one for Mothers Day and I helped set up the photos on it. http://www.amazon.co.uk/Kitvision-Digital-...r/dp/B001FBXM6C Slightly better resolution on that one but a tenner more than the one on play.com