Smooth Operator

Got COD 4 & 5, 4 is way better. Speaking to someone in Game Station today they said it'll be £55 when it's out but will probs go down to £45 after xmas, but HMV have it for £45 if you pre-order now.

Interesting. Is that true or are you just messing? True, it's what I was told.

If i can add my 2 pennefth worth I've heard from the bloke I sit next to at work who plays golf with Shearer's best mate that he was told by club not to go on holiday with his family a few days ago as he needed to be here, so he stayed and family went on their holidays. For what it's worth.......

Who the fuck is this Glaswegian/Chink fucking prick!?! I thought Marcus was a wayne kerr but this bloke takes the biscuit.

On this tonight for the first time, it's mint, in the top 144 players of the current game, football one tomorrow night should be good.

Didn't SBR confirm this when showing Lineker around that time "solid oak this son" Fucking rights did he, he was more proud of that fact than most of his players.

This poor git makes the chef from the Muppet Show look competent, although anyone copying that tit Blumenthal kind of deserves what's coming to them. There's the real story!!

What? Surely I don't need to say it's not for me? I'm serious, we had his proper stag do in the lakes last week but were going out the night before his wedding in august and we were gonna put the shits up him with this hooker, but knowing how he is when he's pissed i reckon he'd go for it!!

If you wanted to would anyone know where to get a hooker from in the toon? I ask cos it's my mates stag do soon and we were thinking of getting him one. TIA

Lexus IS200 - there's a few nice examples on autotrader for 5k, nearly traded in my people carrier last week for one, still might at the end of the month.

On a slightly unrelated note anyone see the jimmy grieves interview at half time, never knew he was the voice of Roland Rat!

I see racism is alive and well in the UK, public vote for the remaining non houesmates to see who got the boot tonight and the last three were an Iranian an Indian and a Pakistani!!

Made an adjustment to the screen resolution in the control panel, sorted back to normal cheers Laz.

As far as i know they are the same unless i have done something unwittingly.

The Honourable Rev John Flaps see's a lady church member getting drunk in a pub, he tries to take her home but they fall and he ends up on top of her in the bar, landlords shouts, oi you can't do that in here!" Rev replies, "You don't understand, I'm Pastor Flaps". Landlord says, "Oh well if you're that far in you may as well finish the job".

Fuck me. I was in Leeds on Saturday, Morpeth on Sunday and at work today and all i can say about it is: FUCKING RIFE!!!

Hooked my laptop up to my pc input on my tv as i have done 100 times in the past, the display on the laptop goes a little bigger i.e. icons are bigger and slightly blurred, then eventually laptop screen goes blank and perfect desktop image apears on tv, jobs a good un. However I disconnected the VGA cable tonight and when the desktop came back on the laptop it was still the blurry slightly bigger icons, same when i connected to the net, normally as soon as the VGA cable is disconnected the laptop goes back to its normal sharp image and size but not this time. Tried turning it on and off, restarting etc but to no avail, also tried reconnecting VGA cable then disconnecting again but no luck. Only other thing i can think of is the wireless keyboard i use, maybe i've pressed something on it cos i've had issues with it in the past where it's fucked my number lock up when returning to normal laptop use, but i've been through all the function keys on it and no joy so out the problem goes to y'all. Thanks.

Jason Scotland or Kevin Doyle please.

I cried when Rob Lee scored the equaliser against Chelsea at Wembley, dunno if it was i was there that made the difference or what but it was tears of joy, but there's no way on god's green earth i'll be sheding a tear if we go down.

SMO does not like to be lured into threads claiming to be NSFW to find they are indeed safe for SMO's workplace environment!

I might wanna see the goals though! And it also might get too much for me to watch our game and i might end up flicking around the other games and just watching the toon score as it comes up on the graphic.

I'm watching it in the house so i can channel hop and keep up to speed on the other games as they happen to. Then if the worst comes i can wallow in my own self pity and not have to put up with all the bullshit comments about exactly where they though it all went wrong and whose to blame for it all you'd hear from the countless tossers out in town watching it. There's nothing worse than other people's opinions on the toon when they don't match your own imo.

hot hot hot damn!!!

SoccerMom

I fucking love Rhianna me, are those pics the real deal?