Smooth Operator

Poor Louis Walsh will be beside himself but on the other hand can't help thinking this is all part of his masterplan for his group John & Edward to dominate the world of pop!

Got this if anyone fancies a game, danlaw78.

Had my arse handed to me thrice times now, twice off Bawan although scoreline flattered you especially in first game, pens were not pens imo!! Lol danlaw78 is my tag btw in case anyone is wondering, i'll be the whipping boy of the league by the looks of it just as i was thinking i was getting better at it, seems a lot harder than 09, through balls rarely ever work, and unless i'm missing something making forwards runs with players not in possession just isn't working for me, any tips? Only goal in my for column is an og too!!

You're right, I've donated my knob to medical science so they can study how one cock can survive such a bareback battering over the course of 15 years, tbf I had to let them take it off before it fell off.

On ITV now hosting the peoples choice awards, now I've never been a big fan but sweet Jesus mother of god! That dress does wonders for her aged baps!

Aye she lived behind the bingo on heaton road which is close enough to Shields Road to be classed as shitsville!!

I believe thee that is considerably shorter than me that you have confused yourself here and that that is indeed a still of your love intrest as you reprise your role in the upcoming movie Willow II

I'd happily go through the new line up like dose of salts. That black chick was/is the root of all evil IMO

Need to find a copy of the daily telegraph from 24th august or possibly one or two days either way as a mate of mine was sure my daughter was in a photo used on the front page. Shame he didn't have the foresight to buy a copy. Anyway have been on their website and had a look through the archives for the dates around 24th but it's just links to all the different stories that were reported on but what I need is a shot of the front page,may well end up not being her of course but any website suggestions would be appreiciated.

Empire state of mind stands out for me. There's a documentary on BBC 1 tonight at 11.45 on him not sure if it's a repeat or not but probably is.

Me and wacky are coming down especially.

Blaine is magic, Brown is bullshit is you ask me.

Aye its gripping can't take my eyes' off it despite it being nearly 8 years ago and Mock the Week being about to start!

That's fucked up bro. Fucked up? hes a taxi driver man, 15 hours at work equates to any normal persons tea break. He'll stand at the Central for 4 hours nattering about the state of the country to all the other drivers before picking some big titted bird up and driving her to Jesmond, have a wander to the Airport to sit nattering with the other drivers about the state of the country until the EasyJet from Benidorm comes in, then its drive 4 big titted, suntanned, hardly dressed birds over to Byker before heading back to the Central where he'll moan about the state of the country while scranning a fry up in the greasy spoon across the road. Finishing off his day by taking a pissed up, big titted housewife over to Walker, finding out shes got no cash and taking payment in kind off her....... while moaning about the state of the country. Wacky doesn't let his lass out on a Sunday man!

I just got rid of mine 3 weeks ago and I'm only 30!!

You and your lass going out on "rides" like? Aye if you babysit. Going to do that coast to coast next year. What so u need 2 bikes to do that like? Is your lass gonna drive behind u like a la the tour de france for a quick changeover in case u get a puncture like? Wife at work does it every year for charity, comes in on a Monday afterwards walking like a raped John Wayne mind.

Not normally no but i had a suspicion her fanny would smell like a harbour wall or the kitchen in lochfyne so stayed clear.

Whats up? no fish fingers? Nah she wasn't up to much in the brains department so i didn't attempt the fishy dip.

Fucking hell that's it, i'm gonna rip my cock off tenfold to that like.

Her Nuts photoshoot is on her facebook page, marrone!

You and your lass going out on "rides" like?

FUCK ME SIDEWAYS. What a piece of ass!

Plaice your faith in the Salmon, I was there on a date the other week and my meal was mint, shame about the company tho.

how much/where from? etc looking for a bike myself at the moment, thinking of halfords actually cause they're doing a half price sale on a lot of their gear £750, Edinburgh bike co-op And Anth.....fuck off Nice 2 wheeler that like my son, does that mean your old one is on the market?

Cheers, that's a new one on me, usually get Robbie Williams or on a bad day Ant McPartland!